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Color of Law

1. Colorful Acting in a Legal Setting; Law officers or Bar* attorneys to use their favorite Statutes, Rules, or Procedures, usually for personal gain or to hide wrongdoing; Under the Color of Law, there is no 'black and white'; the colors of laws can be mixed in many ways to convince an average American that they were breaking the law in some way.

2. A Legal Fiction; Once intimidated or threatened under Color of Law, most american's will believe what they are told.

Once acknowledged as truth, it is then a fiction that you enable to be used as legal truth against you. That is, Until you WAKE UP, Open YOUR Eyes, and Know the difference between Right, Lawful, Wrong, Unlawful, Laws, Rules and Statutes. This color of law, can and will deprive People of basic human rights if it is allowed to do so.

3. Sorcery Law Theory; Force-field that protects certain law enforcement and Judicial officers; An invisible rainbow above certain officers, that guides them in sorcery to make it appear you are a criminal, when you were in fact, minding your own business. The colorful rainbow of deceit, wraps them, giving them the power to raise themselves above the Color of Law, so that Laws of Nature do not apply to them.
*BAR - British Law Club that specializes in training people to twist words under Color of Law, and make any legal fiction sound like Truth
3. Sorcery Law; The District attorney stated that "Any jury would agree that this court clerk behaved within the color of law. Anyone in the same situation would have shot the unarmed man in the back. It was a clear example of self defense." So no charges were pressed against the shooter.
by Ruth S Standing August 22, 2020
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color blindie

A derogatory term for a color-blind person, depending on which colors they are unable to see. Some variations of this term include:

protan blindie - Unable to see red, green, or purple
deuter blindie - Unable to see red, green, yellow, or purple
tritan blindie - Unable to see green or yellow
achro blindie - Unable to see color
Kyle: Why is Facebook blue?
Chris: That's because Mark F-erberg is a color blindie. A protan blindie to be exact.
Random Guy: I'm unable to see color at all.
Kyle: Oho! Look what we have, an achro blindie!
by The Real Driller June 3, 2021
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color cooney

A bit rascist, cooney, meaning stupid/crazy and color, towards black people. So color conney meaning stupid black person.
Nigger boo, jigger boo, color cooney. Black and muck and brown babooney. Melon muncher, chicken bone sucker.
by memesfordays..! August 19, 2023
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Color Guru

Color Gurus:

Since Apple (apple.com) got the idea that one should be able to control the color in a nice a simple manner the ICC, International Color Consortium (color.org) started shooting in all directions.
A technology that today works quite fine have had years of malfunction and therefore (since it did not work) during these years an army of self proclaimed COLOR GURUS have entered the scene and made up loads of excuses and stupid solutions.
These self proclaimed color gurus have generally speaking created more bad than good and they make sure that they are indispensable.
They are still there, and whenever the color result does not look good they come with loads of funny stories about "out of gamut", "wrong rendering intent" or "you have to edit your ICC (ICM in Windows) profile".
Note that the original idea from Apple was to make it working and to be simple.
The gurus and the crappy softwares they use made color ugly and complicated.
One could say that a technology that need and expert (self proclaimed or not) to work is proof that a technology does not work.
Today it is better. Only a few leading manufacturers left on the market and a few of them, perhaps only one, have made the color gurus redundant.
User: This print does not look like this on my monitor!
Color guru: It must be the rendering, let me edit your profile, twist the crappy profile made in my crappy software so it looks better...
User: Man, you f...ng guru, you make more money on this color managment technology than I benfit from it! Get out of here!
by Prince of Monaco December 16, 2009
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Color Deaf

What? I'm color deaf.
by Da44 January 13, 2015
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Color TV

- I have color TV

- Go for the Classics
by Ditto. September 30, 2007
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color-fast

The speed at which color presents itself as a number. This actually never occurs in normal circumstances, only when "tripping balls on acid." For instance, blue can represent any number from 1, 12, 18, or 2000 * infinity.
Yo, dawg, I was trippin' balls on 'dis acid, and I was seeing NUMBERS, YO! BLUE WAS ALL 12 AND SHEEIT! IT WAS CRAZY, HOLMES! COLOR-FAST IS TEH BOMBZORZ!
by Bog Sabet December 11, 2007
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