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Congress' Law

When group/corporation sue, or send a cease and desist, to someone/some group for trying to expose a crime that's only partially related to the group/corporation, it's probably because that group/corporation actively engages in that crime.
Person 1: Did you know that Leaf Corp sued someone trying to investigate their subsidiary company for tax fraud?
Person 2: Congress' Law, they must be committing tax fraud too!
Person 1: That's a shame.
by Spook_Retard February 23, 2024
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Congresstrate

When a large, powerful body self-castrates itself to show submission to another entity, usually by inaction and pandering
The US Congress congresstrate itself by not challenging the President, ever.
by Word Hatchet August 27, 2025
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greasing congress

v. Arranging in advance for a supposedly impartial decision to be made by a jury, an employment office, the senate etc. Often a criminal activity.

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I may not be home for supper. Me and Rudy will be greasing congress until late. Again.

Okay. I’ll just leave the burgers in the fridge. Again.
by gnostic3 December 27, 2019
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Virtual Congress

Some discord server where admins simp over other members
From Senator Jacob (R-OH-3)
“@Carrot HELO CROT ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ILY!!!”
From Rep. Bill Clinton (D-AR-1)
Virtual Congress Mods are weird as shit”
by Prez Bill Clinton October 31, 2020
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The congressman's delight

When a congressman receives a PRJ from a lobbyist in Knob Creek
The congressman's delight happens statistically more than conversations per minute in D.C.
by Mousecop1957 March 11, 2026
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Putin’s nickname for Dana Rohrabacher.
Putin’s favorite congressman asked Jordan Thomas Cooper to help write a Jewish New Year greeting for him in 2018. He was the first African-American to write for him.
by Coop Dupe June 7, 2022
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Russia’s nickname for Dana Rohrabacher
Putin’s favorite congressman hired Jordan Thomas Cooper making him the first African-American speechwriter for his district.
by Coop Dupe June 9, 2022
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