Clipboarding

The act of avoiding work by holding a clipboard or other object, to look like you're being productive and to avoid questioning.

Fuck this place, I'm tired of drumwinding, I'm going clipboarding; If you need me, I'll be clipboarding on the forklift

by xPEZINATORx June 28, 2015

clapsacker

A clapsacker is a word invented by my wife. Who likes to make up random words. The definition is someone who does everything exactly by the book, to the point of taking all the fun out of things in life. It originated when I told her, that she shouldn't plug her phone into the car when it wasn't running because it would drain the battery. She said, WTF, why do you always have to be such a clapsacker.

Charging my phone without the engine running is not going to drain the battery. Stop being such a fucking clapsacker all the time!

by Lupe's Bro August 13, 2018

Chips And Salsa

Another name for Rough Sex

Lulu kept asking Jack for chips and salsa, and he gave it to her.

by JacobyJ July 8, 2020

Clipboard

Clipboard. An object that resembles absolute power and authority among businessmen and women. Treated as a Bible to those with the authority to use it and used religiously on a daily basis. If not used the owner of the Clipboard grows gloomy, bored, and depressed from not taking notes on how others behave.

Note: When a clipboard user is fired, after a long enough time of not using the clipboard, the former user begins to crave users of clipboards, and develops a kind of fetish. This is also known as the birth of a Karen.

P1: RUN! That person has a Clipboard!
P2: Just listen to it! There are already too many Karens in this world!

by That Guy :/ May 14, 2021

reversable clip

Made by either taping or super gluing two hangun magazines together so that once one is empty it can be dropped out and flipped over for quick reloading.

My set was planning to go to war so I made sure I had my reversable clips in case I ended up in a shootout.

by Ziek May 2, 2005

Blowin' Chips

A term used for centuries by the Masai people of Africa, it involves the ceremonial eating of a spicy, burrito like food called a Pashoo. This is followed, 24 hours later, by a release of excrement so intense that the rectal lining crisps up and falls off.

"Last night,after i had some taco bell, i shat so hard my ass felt like i was blowin' chips"

by cgriff May 31, 2007

Nipple Chips

When you damage one or both nipples to the point that it will completely scab over. Then carefully peel the scab, making sure not to break it, if it does happen to fall apart you will have to restart the whole process. Now you have a chip in the shape of your nipple that you an now enjoy as a snack.

"Bro, what did you do all summer?"
"Just sat in my room playing video games and eating nipple chips"

by TealGame August 9, 2016