No the fuck you didn't you lying ass bitch. A priest too. Even the priests lie! That's what makes it hell (by the way). That's what makes them an affront to God. You're going to sit there and make shit up like Joe Rogan with the litter boxes and lie because you're a narcissist who thinks that no one is going to call you on anything. I know nobody is going to call me on anything because I live in truth but this motherfucker actually thought I was going to sit here and let him say he saw a bitch climb up a wall and I'm just not going to say anything about it.
Priest "I saw her climb up a wall."

Hym "No. You didn't. That isn't a thing that can happen and even if you did it was a hoax. The zealotry abounds! It's wild!"
by Hym Iam March 12, 2023
mugGet the I saw her climb up a wallmug.

Rock Climbing

The sport of trying to find the easiest way to do the hardest thing possible. It involves getting really drunk on Mountain Dew, followed by shitting your pants so hard that you can hear the colour 94.
Greg: I like rock climbing!
Satan: I fear your power.
mugGet the Rock Climbingmug.
A response one says to someone acting out of the ordinary or on a tangent that makes no sense
"They check the beans for fly eggs back in 1920 on the conveyor belt for salmonella and..."
"What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?"
by Mercenary800000 January 30, 2024
mugGet the What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?mug.

Pebble climbing

The act of having sex with a small woman.

‘The opposite of rock climbing
Kanye’s for sure pebble climbing tonight!
by xX_Mike_Hunt_Xx October 15, 2022
mugGet the Pebble climbingmug.

gambo climb

When you're gambling and you just keep winning, especially after a period of sustained losses.
After this gambo climb, I'll be able to pay child support!
by spagootest February 1, 2025
mugGet the gambo climbmug.

cooter climbing

When your money is so deep, that you need spelunking gear.
Gear up guys, we're going cooter climbing for mother's day.
by RustyPWhole May 22, 2017
mugGet the cooter climbingmug.

hit a climb

Urbex slang.

It means going for a crane climb or rooftopping.
"Hey wanna hit a climb on Sunday?"
"Yeah sure sounds fun!"
by Kas1f September 16, 2017
mugGet the hit a climbmug.

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