Climbing the umbilical cord

When a man is being super nice to a woman’s kids to try to have sex with her.

Your son’s barber called you from PR to see if his hair is being taken care of? Sounds like he’s climbing the umbilical cord.

by V3_JT September 14, 2021

muff climb

When a girl hangs from a rafter or a rope while having oral sex performed on her by someone else also hanging from from said rope/rafter.

I saw a super hot video of two girls muff climbing.

by ZaFeesh April 22, 2017

climb the side of the wall

To obtain an erection. Get hard, or in some instances ejaculate

She made a horny Porty Rican climb the side of the wall on a subway train just by wiggling her snatch against his black cock.

by Piri1 February 18, 2018

What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?

A response one says to someone acting out of the ordinary or on a tangent that makes no sense

"They check the beans for fly eggs back in 1920 on the conveyor belt for salmonella and..."
"What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?"

by Mercenary800000 January 31, 2024

Climbing Mt Everest

When you lick your way slowly up to the top of ones nipples.

Dude, my gf told me I can take her climbing Mt Everest some time! I'm so stoked!

by Queer_Qenton August 03, 2016

climbing out

When asked how I was dealing with the flu, I responded that I was “climbing out”. I am improving!!

I am climbing out from a bad case of the flu !!

by Mickeyturtles February 18, 2018

Climbing Vine

its a sexual position where a very short girl (midget/Dwarf) climbs a tall mans leg untill she reach the penis. Then she latches on with her mouth and poop golden eggs (golden butplugs)

"me and Caroline sure as hell did the climbing vine last night"

by CurZeboi June 12, 2019