celesbian

A talentless hack female who is famous for no reason other than the "out-and-loving-it" girlfriend of a famous person.

Celesbian people include Sandra Bernhart and Anne Heche... enough said.

by Paulo and Miguel October 5, 2006

Celestino

A short homosexual racist Mexican with a chode

Celestino is fucking gay

by Bod23 April 4, 2019

Princess Celestia

Princess Celestia (born October 10, 1010 or 4010/10/10 in Equestria, died May 3, 2015 anywhere), also known as "You-know-Who" was an Alicorn and a character of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, She was the dictator of Equestria who, for some reason, prefered being called princess rather than queen. She appeared first to be kind and caring to her subjects, but was, in reality, a power hungry and sadistic tyrant.

When Princess Celestia originally defeated her sister Nightmare Moon, she was left as the lone ruler over her kingdom for a thousand years, controlling both the Sun and Moon. For a while, everything was peaceful. But her absolute power eventually started to corrupt her. She became paranoid and afraid of potential usurpers. So in order to keep her rule permanent, she started to change the Laws and Rules of Equestria and with time, became a dark, sinister overlord. She started hiring more military personal and harshly punishing anyone she perceived as a potential threat. She became so twisted and demented that sometimes she started making new laws up on the fly, as it suited her moods and her ego. No longer the kindly ruler she was before, she now was a full-fledged tyrant.

by CHUNGA OOH BIGA CHUNGA June 12, 2020

Celesbian

when sluts get famous for pretending to be gay

"Have you heard of that chick band?

What? Them? those chicks are just celesbians."

by Super Special Awesome October 16, 2008

To Celestino

It's a verb To celestino is to eat people's leftovers either physical or actual food. It is a commonly used phrase in southern Africa where the founder Celestino dwells

Bro I hate that dude he wanted to celestino my food and girlfriend

by Celestino Basera October 12, 2019

cerebral celestia

the part of your brain that comes up with ideas while you are on hallucinogenic drugs.

i can feel the sunshine dance and play upon my cerebral celestia.

he smoked a joint so he could increase the power of his cerebral celestia.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

Celestine Plan

A plan defined by its likely failure, as referenced in 'The Celestine Prophecy' by James Redfield.

"She said she was going to be here 20 minutes ago, but that was probably a Celestine plan, knowing how flaky she is."

by submittor August 3, 2009