Cassowary

Basically your giant dinosaur turkey looking monster bird that lives amongst the cane toads and banana farmers. Has a deadly claw on it that kills. Can be found in Papua New Guinea eating cannibals and other afro looking folks. Beware of mistaking it for an emu, a deadly mistake it could be.

Tourist 1: "I am gonna pat this ostrich."
Tourist 2: "I think that is an emu!"
Local Bloke: " It's a cassowary, don't touch..."
Cassowary: *screams and gobbles like turkey*
Tourist 1: "Ahhhhh! Me big bird! It's mauled me big bird!"
Tourist 2: "Hahaha! ... I mean, ohhh, you ok."
Local Bloke: *Brings out boomerang*
Tourist 1: "Hurry up. Use it!"
Local Bloke: "I can't kill you, euthanasia is illegal."
Tourist 1: "Use it on the turkey ostrich you moron!"
Local Bloke: "They are endangered, can't do anything. See ya!"

by SliceofJesus January 17, 2017

Julian Casablancas

Jules Casablancas is an immensly talented individual, his unique voice and songwriting skills combine to make The Strokes one of the greatest bands of today. The man oozes coolness and thanks to his parents, his mother is former miss Denmark and his father is the founder of 'Elite' modelling agency, Julian has great looks and is loved by many. Girls want to be with him and guys wants to be him, with his big brown eyes and shaggy hair.

Julian Casablancas is a great musician and all round cool guy.

by Deleighla Casablancas August 29, 2004

Anonymous Casting

A free form podcast that utilizes various pseudonyms and voice modulation to disguise the speakers. This is done in an attempt to reduce the biases of the listener. This form of podcast was deeply influenced by Midnight Gospel and its lead character played by Duncan Trussel.

Joe Rogan suggested on his podcast that podcasts were in their adolescence and that a new form needed to be developed. Due to this suggestion anonymous casting was devised to remove the bias that listeners experience when they know who will be on the episode.

by ModernMichael July 9, 2020

mustache cash stash

The best band name ever

Dude we should call our band mustache cash stash

by Louiloui September 17, 2013

Castillero Chamber Orchestra

A skilled, award-winning orchestra from Castillero Middle School. Chamber is the elite fourth level of the prominent strong orchestra program in Castillero; Beginning, Intermediate, Advanced, and Chamber. Castillero Chamber Orchestra plays pieces from Bach, Mozart, Beethoven, and many other well-known musicians.

The Castillero Chamber Orchestra is conducted by Scott Krijnen, a fantastic cellist and teacher.

by 34356789 December 27, 2011

casual hottie

a person who wears casual clothes while looking hot

I can be glam too, I’m not always a casual hottie

by andra.vlaicu January 7, 2021

Beat a case

Contrary to the other definition,
Beating a case is not only getting away with a crime, because that implies that you commited the crime.

You can also beat a case while being innocent and not having commited any crime, thus falsely accused.

Feds incarcerated me for no reason, still i had to fight in court and prove my innocence.

In the end truth ruled and i beat a case!

by Jerra gk February 15, 2019