Camel Tobasco

First, place a rubber on your dick and unroll it all the way down to the base of the shaft. Next, carefully brush HOT SAUCE over the rubber. Finish it off by unrolling yet another rubber over the first. If a rubber breaks at any time during the porking, this process will serve as your "Early Warning System." If either partner detects a "burning like a motherfucker" sensation, you will know that it's time to pull your dick out and contact the condom manufacturer for a replacement.

If that girl is a cum-dumpster, you had better use the camel tobasco. It worked for me, although the experience changed the way i feel about its name... i now call it slot sauce!!!

by wild-card March 25, 2010

camel toe

When her pants are so tight you can read her lips!

The camel toe on her bikini bottom says, "Fuck me NOW!"

by Toad April 6, 2003

camel squirts

A gastrointestinal disorder you get after consuming camel meat for the first time.

I had some beef kabobs for dinner. They gave me the camel squirts so they must not have been beef.

by VikingBerserker September 1, 2013

camel jack

When someone is just being completely stupid or "blonde" and you just have no other words for them.

Azalea ran into the wall like connor, and i called her a fucking camel jack.

by ryanbks8000x April 29, 2014

Camel Mumps

A sickness from intimate contact with someone from the Arabian Peninsula.

"Nicholas kissed his girlfriend and now hes in the hospital with a bad case of the camel mumps..."

by DylMus January 28, 2020

Camel Heel

A case of Camel Toe so hideously prominent that it can be seen from the rear. When sighted, it can cause nausea and loss of appetite.

Nick: Did you see Camille's camel toe today? Gross.

Lucas: Dude, I was standing behind her earlier. She's got Camel heel too!

by c0de_RED May 19, 2011

camel hoe

Any chick who knows she's sporting a camel toe but goes out anyway hoping that it will attract some action any way.

This camel hoe showed up to the party with nothing left to the imagination.

by raujero December 7, 2016