carbon-dated pussy

Relates to a very unused (or sexually dry) pussy ... so unused that its true age is best determined using the carbon-dating process.

Man! Look at that school marm. You know she has a carbon-dated pussy. Her pussy is probably petrified. She hasn't had sex for who knows how long.

by Word ConnieSewers October 7, 2005

cabrona

A bad-ass bitch!
A bad girl and knows it!
A girl that likes to tease guys!
A girl that likes to play (playgirl)

Yo soy una cabrona mas hecha!

by latinagirl73 May 31, 2007

carbon fuckprint

the total set of GHG (greenhouse gas) emissions caused directly and indirectly by an individual, organization, event or product in an effort to get laid

After that roadtrip, my carbon fuckprint must have skyrocked.

by Loladora February 12, 2009

Carbondale

A gift from God. Carbondale contains more than enough of the three key elements for survival: beer, girls and...beer. Home of the legendary strip and Southern Illinois University, it is city law that one must "Wear their party pants at all times. Even in a fire."

Carbondale is a gift from God and SIUC is a gift from baby Jesus, while Wisconsin is a curse from hell.

by Tairy Hesticles August 21, 2009

Cabrona

Strong, stubborn and independent woman

Yo soy una cabrona mas hecha

by Maria Ridgeway May 16, 2023

carontulander

n. (kuh-RON-chu-land-er)
1. a person who acts opposite of the way others want or expect.
2. a person whose actions compromise others' abilities/interests when they are trying to carry out an activity.

Usually the person in question will be a defector from a larger group and will make a decision that detracts from the fun of the rest of the group.

Montangelo didn't come with us to mess with foreigners because he's being a carontulander right now.

by BaloolaB July 24, 2010

Carbon Coal

Poop. Doodie. Shit. Dung. Poopoo, Doodoo, etc.

Dood. Have you seen Sarah Jessica Parker lately??

ZOMG, yes! She abotu scared the carbon coal outta me!

by ThaBigCheesy December 3, 2010