Trauma butler

Expression used in South Africa to describe those friends who always give you the bad news

Piers: Hi Margot, what's wrong? You're looking old today...

Later, Margot to friend Emily

Gosh, Piers is such a trauma butler!

by NicoB February 28, 2011

butlers beating

When the penis causes so much pain to the vagina it's described as a butlers beating

I can't sit down today, Adam was over last nite and gave me a butlers beating

by Fretking26 June 19, 2017

butler zoned

When a person's relationship with someone they are attracted to resembles that of a butler and their employer.

John: Are Tom and Jane going out?
Mike: No, he just does her homework for her. He's totally butler zoned.

by roosterkauf October 3, 2012

Calling the Butler

A euphemism meaning to have sex with someone who is in a subservient role; to use someone as your sex slave; to have someone who can be called at any time for ones own gratification.

She was feeling very sexually frustrated, she'd evening considered calling the butler!

by JBach07 May 13, 2016

Booty butler

The manservant of an ass.

Coor! I'd be the booty butler to that.

by Raziel January 31, 2018

Mud Butler

Someone who works in a health care setting in which changing adult diapers is a common requirement, such as a group home for the elderly or IDD (intellectually/developmentally disabled) residents.

Doctors think they're a special breed, but it's the mud butlers who do the real work.

by Merkin Wrangler June 6, 2020

Jimmy Butler

Pro basketball player for the Miami Heat. Fucked over the T-Wolves. He was best on the Chicago Bulls. He has a lot of hair. He's my favorite player. He likes playing with Kyle Lowry' big fucking ass. Almost beat LenotbetterthanMJ in Mickey Mouses club house. He fucked Rachel Nicholes, she was horny as fuck. He has his own coffee brand.

Jimmy Butler

by donkeymonkeygorrilla March 7, 2022