Brentwood

This shit-hole of a land is full of dumbasses. In fact I'd rather talk about the fuckhead human inhabitants in that town than the dead animals on every street. They've got one attraction: a movie theater that looks more interesting than it actually is. Nothing but flat land and isolated people. Go for just an hour if you must, you'd get a good laugh at all the males sagging their pants below their asses and the cake-faced snotty females that wear a bump-it everyday.

Little Suzy sees a cat get run over by a car.
Suzy: Mommy! It's like we've entered the Twilight Zone!
Mom: No, Suzy. We're in Brentwood.

by Neka Oishii April 7, 2011

Brentwood

The town I grew up in. It's legendary for the amount of pubs they managed to squeeze into a small area, but bugger all else. Dont bother going into the independant games shop, the owner is a git and he'll try to rip you off.

"I got totaly lashed in brentwood on friday... lets just say that its now a traffic cone free area."

by SiRuS January 5, 2004

Bronwyn

A small white child born from the depths of hell. Has a few brain cells and has been known to eat children.

I know a cretin called Bronwyn

by APQU May 19, 2021

bronwen

meaning 'white breast' in welsh it is thus obviously a woman or man with large white breasts.the name is humorous as when shouting after a friend called bronwen in wales you will be standing in the street shouting "white breast!" or could just be kept as a private joke between parents with a young child who doesnt understand welsh.
sorry Bronwen it had to be said. love you still my darling sister. hahahahahahaha!!!

English interpretation. "ooii Bronwen"
translation into welsh
"ooii breasts"

by Bronwen's sister October 5, 2005

Bronte

Eats a lot of dick

Bronte: your dick is big

Jaxson: ok

by Memepage June 12, 2019

bronwyn

the patron saint over a Mexican man who has a crush on a girl and their younger sister but thinks that the younger sister is hotter and gonna be more attractive than the older sister

That Bronwyn protects that mans heart from getting into too much trouble with the law.

by S. Michael K. March 28, 2008

Brentwood School

An independent day and boarding school for spoilt rich posh kids living off of “daddy’s money”. Home to a lot of cringe-worthy students and delusional wannabe oxbridge candidates - this school gives an unrealistic interpretation of real life, and is not recommended for anyone who doesn’t like hearing people complain about every single thing the school has to offer.

Friend: I’ve just been appointed a Senior Praeposter and head of the Chess society at my school! I’m so glad I was able to get my mummy to complain to the head of year that I didn’t initially get the position! Hopefully now I can have more of a say in changing those damn near terrible lunch menus.

Me: That sounds like Brentwood School alright.

by Vinsmoke Sanji April 20, 2019