rubbing bits

When Lachie and Izzy throw down and decide yea lets not have proper sex, lets just rub ourselves against one another and make it weird

They were rubbing bits for days

by reuifrhidfbvvb January 15, 2018

bacon bits

Also known as a security guard or 2.5 Not quite full pork just bacon bits

Is that a cop. Nope just the bacon bits (mall security)

by TheCRACKERman July 20, 2008

Somma Bits

Suited for work slang for son of a bitch

"Dang, all these Somma Bits won't stop calling today!!!"

by Sonny Black Monster April 14, 2009

bacon bits

Not good enough to be a real cop (commonly called bacon, so they just settled for being bacon bits. They are commonly seen at malls. They carry a beater stick but no guns or anything a real policeman has.

Also called beggin strips, crooks dont know it's not real bacon (taken from beggin strip dog treat commercial)

Watch out...its the cops

Cops...? Nah...thats just bacon bits. They cant do shit

by Sokerguy December 18, 2005

britster

The existence of a person who is not only inexplicably adorable, but also undeniably hilarious in many aspects of the word. Energetic; spontanieous; caring; giving. Also related to an aforementioned word brittilicious

Brittany is coming over! I love that little Britster!

by britsterrr June 14, 2007

Facon Bits

Small pieces of unknown origin passing themselves off as bacon bits. Commonly found today at many salad bars as well as grocery sheleves. Easily identified by consistency of small pieces of gravel.

I think I'll have some facon bits on my salad!

by Tuchdown November 6, 2002

britshit

a shit that causes a terrific amount of pain and suffering, however to have one is the sign of a true man.

This comes from the war of independence when food was so scarce, dead British soldiers were eaten (by then the bodies were maggot ridden) and the rotting meat would cause discomfort when toilet time approached.

eg:

"I JUST TOOK A HUGE BRITSHIT"
"omfgz"

by stubbornbugger April 22, 2007