a mental breakdown, extreme anxiety that occurs to the unemployed and well taken-care of, sometimes trustfund middle 20's children. Done usually in between manicure / pedicure, chiropractor, and personal trainer appointments. Used to gain attention from friends who think you have lost touch with since you became so wrapped up in your world of doing nothing all day.
Friend 1: "I'm not sure what is wrong with me. I've been having panic attacks, I'm all stressed out about thinking about returning to work someday, getting up at noon just about kills me... I think I'm going crazy."
Friend 2: "Nice to hear from you. I think you are having a luxury breakdown. Glad you have found something to occupy your days with."
Friend 2: "Nice to hear from you. I think you are having a luxury breakdown. Glad you have found something to occupy your days with."
by Joan f-ing Crawford June 14, 2009
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Get the Mental breakdown down under mug.when someone breaks down from too much emotional or sensory input and the breakdown lasts from a few minutes to a few hours. when the breakdown is over they dont remember the stuff that happened during the time the breakdown was happening and they feel really sad about it. They feel lost, distant, and disoriented.
by sadsadist November 18, 2020
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i didn't think i would make it to the board meeting on time--i was stuck on the freeway in the snow with a flat tire, when some nice man finally stopped to change it for me--i was about to have a girlie breakdown until he stopped to help!
by lintvedta December 18, 2008
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Alan: No, what happened?
Dom: She jacked in her PhD and is having a McDonalds Breakdown. She started working there yesterday.
Alan: No, what happened?
Dom: She jacked in her PhD and is having a McDonalds Breakdown. She started working there yesterday.
by Clifton Reed December 19, 2011
Get the McDonalds Breakdown mug.They are a sad excuse for music, they usually sound terrible and it seems like bands have contests to make the slowest one. They are the least heavy part of the song camouflaged into being the heaviest part, when you play heavy or brutal, you are usually playing fast, hitting a cord and having the drummer play slow as shit is boring, slow music is boring...
some "hardcore" kid: hey brahsky did you check that new blood for blood song, it has got a song where all it is, is a breakdown!
me: that sounds like the lamest shit I've ever heard in my life.
me: that sounds like the lamest shit I've ever heard in my life.
by Gauzex September 7, 2007
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