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Brandon

"Bro did you really come to school looking like that?" "You look like such a Brandon."
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A Brandon is short. Shorter than others in size. Listens well and apparently knows how to treat a woman. Funny and is well you know kinda of cute. Looks like he could be cuddley.
A brandon ussually takes a girl he likes on a first date. Maybe to dinner and a movie or something along those lines.
by def. taller than you November 22, 2011
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A person who has a cool set of balls and a huge dick, he also likes metal and has long hair he fucks like a beast but is very kind and caring!
Brandon is a sexual beast who is kind and nice!
by hugecockville January 31, 2008
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An erection. Brought on suddenly and without much provocation. The sudden nature of it's manifestation can be summed up in one word BAM!

Derived from Brandon "BAM" Margera.
Fred: Dude, I just got major Brandon.
Ted: Brandon shows up at the most inconvenient times.
by Undividualist December 9, 2007
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Brandon an anti social person and only likes to keep the friends he already knows and not find anyone else he likes to hang out with his friends sometimes.Brandon would sometimes find sometimes find someone he likes but let his insecurities get the best of him and dont take their shot but he loves to be around those he love ,he can be shy at times but its way better to get to know him
Brandon the best
by Hellomynameis......347 August 23, 2019
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Brandon has a big dick
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Brandon is just Pooh Shiesty and works the backseat goes 3 deep and gets 10 people shot. Sometimes goes by Rocky because he’s an absolute fashion killa. He also has a very ‘cute voice’.
Person 1: “do you know Brandon?”
Person 2: “ oh you mean Lisa’s bestie”
Person 1: “yh him”
by Top Tier Taurus December 10, 2021
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