brag drag

When you are boastful about being on the first hypersonic passenger flight and forget important things like design or steering.

You got brag dragged because of smoking.

by plato! October 30, 2024

Eulogy Brag

To brag, highlight, or bring attention to one's close relationship with a recently deceased famous person. Can also include referencing specific stories. Often these are done (consciously or not) to increase status through reminding everyone how close one was to a famous person.

John just posted a 4 page eulogy brag about that famous singer that died who he claims to have known quite well, but who in reality he just met backstage for 1 minute 15 years ago.

by Human Peacocking March 2, 2024

Gag Brag

Telling people you have a sore throat so you can brag about the size of the man part you had oral with...so big it causes you to gag

I know it was big...but enough of the gag brags

by Cauldron of Chaos August 20, 2016

Alvin Bragging

The well-concealed cockiness of someone like a public prosecutor when grand jury indictments come back for a former president.

"Did you see Alvin Bragging on the TV when that orange clown came in and got fingerprinted? Man he looked whipped when he croaked out 'not guilty' ... his collar was all stained and shit, his wife was no where to be seen. He was ass-kicked for sure"

"Don't go all smug on me thinking you caught me cheating with a porn-star -- there's no Alvin Bragging going on here today."

by Kat'O9 April 7, 2023

Tenure brag

When someone highlights how long they have been doing something (years playing a sport, years working in a company, years living in a neighborhood, years sober, overall age, etc). This is type of brag or showing off, highlighting the speaker's status based on the amount of time they've been around

There goes Thomas tenure bragging again about how he's been sober longer than anyone else at the party!

by Human Peacocking May 13, 2023

law of bragging

The Law of Bragging is:

The moment you begin to brag about doing something, your chances of failure in doing that thing begin to rise exponentially.

Guy 1: "I'm pretty good at skateboarding."
*Guy 1 does an alright trick.*
Guy 2: "I'm the fucking best."
*Guy 2 steps onto his board.*
Guy 2: "Nobody's better than me - watch and see!"
*Everyone in the crowd turns to look.*
*Guy 2 falls backward off his board, breaking his assbone.*
Guy 1: "Law of bragging, bro."

by zettaishojo April 4, 2014

Brag

To take credit where it's not due

He used to brag a lot about his family fortune

by Gggghggggghjksalp March 16, 2023