Self-declared patriot who treats other people's existence as a personal attack. Often complains loudly about how marginalized groups
get "special treatment" while ignoring every form of privilege he enjoys. Braden thinks
empathy is weakness and diversity is a threat.
Braden rolls his eyes at Pride Month but
never questions why beer companies and car dealerships get their own holidays. He talks about
freedom constantly but wants books banned and identities erased.
Braden claims to support the troops, but only when it lets him rant online. He has strong opinions about flags,
gender, and what other people do with their lives, especially when it doesn’t affect him at all.
Braden is what happens when entitlement meets insecurity and gets a Wi-Fi connection.
See also: Karen
A Braden just called
Pride attention seeking, while filming himself in
front of military stuff he didn’t earn, wearing a gym
shirt that’s never been to a gym.