Fishing hook of boners

The theoretical power that your friend has to hook you up with someone that you want to love and bone

Ian must use the fishing hook of boners to set Glenn up with Amy

by Strongalingam April 6, 2019

boxer

The boxer is a breed of dog that is categorized by the AKC as a working class dog. They are bread from German descent, from the previous dog breed known as "bullenbeizer." The boxer is known for it's keen senses, friendly, loyal, and loving disposition. In terms of intelligence, the boxer is in the 60% range of distribution, making them slightly smarter than the average dog. They are fantastic dogs for children, because they are very patient. They drool a lot, too.

I have two boxers. One is named Bruno, the other is named Tilly.

by Lon May 14, 2005

boxer briefs

a boners worst enemy

"Thank god i was wearing boxer briefs, otherwise the whole class would have seen my raging boner."

by J BOY 511 November 24, 2011

The Power Of Boners

The belief that if a character (usually in anime) loves someone enough, they can do literally anything; even defy death, logic and/or physics.

(See: Sword Art Online, Episode 14. Kirito uses The Power Of Boners to defy death.)

by shawnDtheman98 May 31, 2015

boxerjob

A blowjob with boxers on.

Kari gave Rob a boxerjob.

by Matt Dennis July 15, 2005

boxer snot

Post ejaculation secretions that moisten your boxers after sex.

Man, I really need to wash my drawers, they are crusty with boxer snot.

by S dogg September 7, 2005

Cock Boxer

Person who masturbates two cocks at the one time whilst in the kneeling position. The actions of the hands approximates that of a sparring boxer. Terminology used to describe a person considered to be a dick-head or ass hole.

I was running late for work and this policeman gave me a $400 speeding ticket. What a cock boxer.

by Super Stu October 22, 2008