tub-booking

Using your phone to connect with friends on Facebook while in the bathtub.

She sent me a PM while she was tub-booking. It was hot!

by lyubemia February 20, 2011

Throne booking

The act of scrolling through ones feed, responding or wall monitoring while on the toilet.

Brian: "You have anything to read in your bathroom"
Matt: "If you had an iPhone you'd be throne booking right now"

by ididthat October 25, 2011

Slam Borkin

1) When the girl is so wet that the thrusting impact is so hard that the copulation can only be described as an orgasmic mixture of slammin uglies.
2) Slamming that piece of ass so hard that it causes queef sounds loud enough to be heard from a city block away.
3) Gettin boned like a skeleton

Did you see John? He was totally slam borkin Sally last night!

by aspen4life November 9, 2011

Bathroom booking

The moment when wiping ones ass that the toilet paper rips and you inadvertently put a finger on or in your brownie hole, thus allowing you to leave your fingerprints on the paper like a jail booking.

Everytime I use one-ply toilet paper I give myself the bathroom booking.

by Donkeysdong July 26, 2018

jessica boykin

Queen of the trash pandas and ruler of all that is trashy including Palm Bay and parts of west Melbourne where it smells of stripper crotch pheasant on Thursday night. 🤮🤢

The Jessica Boykin will have my head if she finds out I didn’t leave my trash out on trash night

by Nickwatson April 4, 2019

batch of bodkins

noisy dormroom neighbors that have sex so loud you can hear them clapping from the bathroom

I was trying to do my makeup this afternoon and that batch of bodkins down the hall kept distracting me.

by Parham East March 4, 2009

bothing

the simultaneous act of vomiting and defecating.

Tom ate some bad chicken and had to miss work because he was bothing something fierce.

by naked big guy October 20, 2009