Bog Booking

The art of using Facebook on your laptop or mobile phone while using the toilet. Caution is advised however when doing this as my own mobile ended it's life during a particularly extended bog booking period by attempting to escape through the toilet.

Oh my god I'm so multi talented. I've just been bog booking you for the past hour.

by TheRealDean August 6, 2011

Booping My Betty

The act of a female getting a running head start in jumping in the air to land on an erect male and spinning around in a circle

Did you see that drunk girl last night? She totally was booping my betty.

by Rawrzone September 12, 2011

booking the cooks

The process of visiting an Urban Dictionary page daily, rating your definition at 5, and everyone else's at 1, so that your definition appears on top.

Nobody else has a defintion for this, so I won't have to book the cooks this time.

by enjuneer November 13, 2003

Boofing

Verb
gerund or present participle: Boof

1. The act of smelling putrid

2. The act of expelling or reaking a airbourne gas/vapor from one's body which is to the average human "Smelly" or "Disgusting"

Ayo move over, George is extra "boofing" today.
I was walking behind the thicc girl but then she boofed right in front of me, she smelled like tuna and shit.

by HerpesSpreader March 18, 2018

boofing

the act of taking it in the butt; having anal sex.

Mal got boofed by Nick last night.

by Andrea M. October 11, 2004

Booking Up

When one engages in sex chat via facebook chat. Oftentimes dirty pictures are exchanged as one describes the details of the fantasy sexual encounter. If one so chooses, participants may masturbate while doing the one handed typing/clicking move typical of online porn perusing.

"Dude, I totally booked up with my ex last night. It was hot." "I didn't know that booking up was cheating!" "My mom totally walked in on me when I was booking up with Susie."

by muzykchik January 3, 2010

Booning the conversation

when a few people are carrying on a casual conversation about a predetermined topic, and a friend who isn't paying attention intentionally tries to steer the convo in a completely different random and possibly embarrassing direction.

Bob - How much overtime did you get this week?
Tom - Only two hours. Sucks cuz I have bills due.
Bob - Plus Christmas is coming up.
Tom - yeah.
Dave - Yeah, so I wasn't impressed by Avatar at all.
Tom - Thanks for booning the conversation, dude.

by TheNoltenator August 27, 2010