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Booger Theorem

“Sometimes you gotta say “What the Fuck”, make your move. Every now and then, saying “What the Fuck”, brings freedom. Freedom brings opportunity, opportunity makes your future.”
(Coined by the character Booger in the movie Risky Business.)
"Man... I can´t take it anymore, Cindy is making my life so miserable and, to make it worse, I think she is doin´the laundry to that Arts Professor."
"Well. you don´t have it easy, but there is a solution to any desperate situation in life, whether sentimental, professional... even ecological: The Magnificent Booger Theorem.! Use Its Force Son.!
by rperazag June 21, 2010
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boogerfoot

Yo son, light up that boogerfoot!!!!
by Park Hillian January 28, 2008
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ingrown booger

Booger stuck to the inside of your nose. It is nearly impossible to remove and will bleed profusely once pried off.
Removing this damn ingrown booger is gonna hurt like a bitch.
by doc ling January 28, 2008
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boogerlez

a combination of booger and lesbian. A name to call another out of love or to be used as an insult... depending on connotation.
My boss is a fuckin' boogerlez!
Good morning, Boogerlez!
I saw a couple of boogerlezes in the store today.
by Sweet.D December 1, 2010
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booger drill

A sheet of tissue rolled into a cylindrical shape and used similar in function to a pipe cleaner to remove debris from the nose.
Please stop leaving your booger drills all over the nightstand.
by SLeepdepD August 26, 2013
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booger touch

A creepy, icky, unpleasant quality of socially awkward people that often presents in the form of a soft handshake, a wet kiss, or a weak hug.
My great aunt Shirley's kisses make me dread family events. I do everything I can to avoid her booger touch.
by bobo76 September 17, 2014
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Booger Panel

The panel underneath the driver or passenger seat of a car where boogers are wiped and stored with the idea that nobody will ever see them...ever.
Shit, I rented a car the other day and went to wipe a booger on the booger panel but realized it was pretty much crusted over already. Now my hand it completely contaminated. Kill me.
by BabyFishMouth December 31, 2016
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