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Blumpelstiltskins

To administer a blow job to a defecating garden gnome or a very short and stubby man.
I had such a wild night last night, dude, I gave mad blumpelstiltskins to the Johnson's lawn ornament, and I liked it. Needless to say, I expect that they would return the favor with a cup of sugar sometime down the road.
by Proudest Citizen November 10, 2005
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Blumpkin punch

When receiving a blumpkin one takes it to another level and punches the sucker in the back of the skull. Rude and efficient.
"Wow, you hit her pretty hard Rick. Why'd you give her a blumpkin punch?"

"Because there's nothing more humiliating than being punched in the back of the dome while blowing a dude on the shitter."
by Jim2 January 10, 2009
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Chili con queso Honeybucket blumpkin

The act of getting head while going poop in a honeybucket from someone wearing a sombrero with queso dip in the middle and chips on the outside. Eating of said chips and dip is mandatory.
The other day I was sweating like crazy while this chick gave me a Chili con queso Honeybucket blumpkin.
by beeeeazy September 6, 2011
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blumpkin dip tower of doom

Quite possible the greatest mix of sex positions known to mankind. Although much planning must go into this, the final result is as follows:
Two men and one woman in a port-o-potty,
One man sits on toilet and shits while the woman sucks his fat weiner,
The other man stand behind the woman and sticks his fat cock in her poophole,
Both males pop a fat lip (preferably skoal) in their mouth,
While this fantastic orgy is occuring, both males hold hands as high as they can to emulate the Eiffel tower,
Since it is impossible to hold a spitter while performing this position, the females back acts as the spitter.

When both males are done ejaculating, it is encouraged to leave the girl laying in the port-o-john and walk away.
Todd: "Yo that girl is passed out let's draw on her!
Bill: "Fuck that there's a portopotty, let's blumpkin dip tower of doom the shit out of her"
Todd: "That's the greatest idea I have heard in years. Let's go"
by THEmightyduck June 15, 2010
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Blumpkin Decker

To receive a blowjob whilst depositing feces in the upper tank of a toilet.

A combination of a blumpkin and an upper decker.
As vengeance for not being given a tour of my friend's dairy, I enlisted his sister’s help in performing an blumpkin decker in his bathroom.
by porkchopbiscut October 24, 2004
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Blumperation

The act of throwing a party or celebration for a friend who has just recieved a blumpkin.
"Dude, Matt just got a blumpkin and we are throwing a blumperation. Can you bring the chips?"
by Jolly Jose June 2, 2007
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a blumpkin

To recieve oral sex from male or female while taking a crap
"Last night Susie gave me a Blumpkin while I went poop"
by mbd8907 August 23, 2006
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