blowjob

when a person places his or her mouth on a male's reproductive organ (penis;cock;dick;gonads, etcetera) and then proceeds to suck and lick and blow in order to give the receiver pleasure.
the stupid hoe gave me a madd good blowjob last night.
by Heywood Jablomie May 28, 2005
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When a woman kneels so that her head is level with a males penis and she begins to suck it until hot cum is in her mouth, at which point she will spit or swallow.
by Doobie June 01, 2003
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blowjob

The act of satisfying a penis with one's mouth.
Ken's bum hurt from bicycling all day, so rather than make love, he and Rob decided to perform oral sex on eachother.
by Sooper! June 09, 2002
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its not a good thing to do to your best friend's boyfriend, especialy in a bush at the park so you end up with dirt on your knees and don't notice and go in to town to meet her...she'll notice.
i gave him a blowjob and he sighned my tits...in perminant marker pen...that doesn't come off.
by s9uit May 11, 2008
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Gay folks can do this the best.
Your brother came over and gave me a blowjob last night.
by naughtydude January 18, 2005
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what you can do when your guy gets all hard b/c you've been making out with him but you don't want to have sex

make sure the doors locked

oh, and if you make him bite his lip hard enough that it bleeds, you should feel very special
I was going to have sex with him, but his parents were home, so I gave him a blowjob instead

a week later, there were still bite marks all over his lip & tounge
by hisbabygirl August 17, 2007
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When a Penis is stimulated with the lips and tongue, and occasionally the throat, until orgasm and ejaculation.

Contrary to the severely heterosexist definitions on this site, it can be preformed by a man as well as a woman(usually better than, if I do say so myself).
by boykooties January 30, 2008
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