Hoff blitz 

Noun. The act of overwhelming an individual via email with a picture of David Hasselhoff. One of the first such blitzes included the very famous psychedlic Speedo shot, wherein the viewer was left speechless and subsequently declared that they felt "blitzed by the Hoff". See also Hasselhoffing.

"I'm so going to Hoff blitz Jennifer this morning. I can't wait to see her reaction!"

Hoff blitz by May O'Mahoney December 9, 2008

Sponge Blitz 

The act of a buyers BLITZING the stores, websites, and brokerage firms of any and all SPNG products/shares leaving nothing but unholy death and destruction in the wake of all that stand opposed to a fair market value.

people are going to be SPONGE BLITZING petco, hsn, and petshampoo4catsanddogs leaving the likes of Slugmoney completely stupified by his ill-fated jack-ass-ery that will ultimatley lead to confinement in a psychward crouched in a corner mumbling the words SPONGE-BLITZ for the rest of his days

Sponge Blitz by crapp0ld April 3, 2009

World of Tanks blitz 

A mobile version of the PC game World of Tanks, in this game your aiming skills are dictated by a random number generator that regularly fucks your shots up especially when you're in a derp tank (tanks with a big cannon)
and no, Tiger 1 is still not invincible, grow tf up

it also has a wide variety of tanks (Premiums also, though i will appear below your bed and fuck you in the ass if you decide to buy high tier prems when you're just starting out)

"Duuuuude RNG keeps messing up my shots"
"L skill issue get good"
World of Tanks Blitz is a good game

World of Tanks blitz by Obi Wankernobi April 1, 2022

shotty no blitz 

After in sight of the vehicle one can yell shotty no blitz, however if they do not say "no blitz" at the end of the sentence any other person around can say blitz and the front seat automatically becomes theirs.

boy1. HEY i got shotty
boy2. BLITZ, you didnt call no blitz
boy1. so i still called shotty
boy3. nah man u didnt call no blitz
boy1. oo shit
boy2. you dumbfuck should have said shotty no blitz

shotty no blitz by Brandon Earnhardt July 30, 2008

Ballroom blitz 

When a fight breaks out in a club or a reference to a song of the same name

Boy, I'm gonna worn ya it's gonna turn into a ballroom blitz.

Ballroom blitz by Deadpool36501 December 3, 2016

The Blitz 

Coming from Hitler's "BlitzKrieg" meaning lightening war.

The Blitz of London and other major cities in the UK refers to the period during World War II when London was heavily bombed by the luftwaffe (1940-1941).

42,000 Britons died as a result of the blitz, and over 130,000 homes were vaporised. Hitler also commisioned the V2 to attack.

Although the object of the blitz was to weaken British morale, it served as quite the opposite as Churchill focused his speaches to praising the indefatigueability of the British public, thus strenghtening morale.


With the capture of the radar, and discovery of the german radar patterns the blitz ended. German aircraft could no longer keep accuratly hitting their targets.

The blitz destroyed a lot of shit.

The Blitz by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004

thumb blitz

When you create multiple screen names for a message board for the purpose of giving your own comments a bunch of thumbs up and/or giving massive thumbs down to someone you disagree with.

I'll teach this troll to be wrong on the internet! Here comes a thumb blitz, mutha fucka!

thumb blitz by The Master of Expertise February 20, 2013