A sexual act where a woman lays on her back and her male sexual partner climaxes on her exposed stomach. The male sexual partner then proceeds to hock a bloody and mucus-filled loogie on top of the excreted bodily fluids. The male sexual partner provides the woman with a fork for her to enjoy the excreted bodily fluids, also known as the Belgian Waffle.
by JGTLBB February 12, 2014
Similar to a "soggy waffle" but more intimate: girl gives blowjob while making waffles and shakes the spunk on a waffle like powdered sugar, tops with a strawberry and eats it.
by tigerbloodsheenteam July 21, 2011
A joke movement based off of Black Lives Matter made by the Hearts of Iron 4 youtuber isorrowproductions to help the Belgian people. They are systematically oppressed by at least one half of their country that is so out of touch with the other that they may as well be speaking a different language. (The joke is that the different parts of Belgium speak different languages, which is true) The movement is also against Dutch tourists kidnapping Belgians by luring them into their cars. The Belgians have no clue what a car is because they bike everywhere. The Dutch then do atrocities to the Belgians such as leaving them in a car on a mild day, not one that is too hot. This leaves the Belgian mildly uncomfortable for about 10 minutes. Belgians must be fed waffles, hands from congolese black people, and stimulation to federalize the EU, as it is the first original idea from Belgium since a machine to chop of black peoples' hands.
by HandleBrake12 June 27, 2018
A substitute for swearing, used on the disney XD television show Gravity Falls to stand in for swearing.
by Danny Do Shit May 31, 2016
The act of two males performing anal sex on a female, and then proceeding to place the tips of each of their fecal covered penises in a nostril. The males ejaculate blowing semen and feces up into her nose. The female then hocks a lugee of cum and poop, spitting it gently into an used chocolate rapper. This action is known as the belgian double dipper because the resulting viscous liquid looks like a white belgian, chocolate which was then dipped in dark chocolate.
"Did you get any valentines day candy from Bobby?"
"Yeah he and Rondel wipped me up a Belgian double dipper."
"I didn't know Bobby and Randel went to Belgium."
"They didn't they just busted up in my nose after they hammered my poop shoot."
"Yeah he and Rondel wipped me up a Belgian double dipper."
"I didn't know Bobby and Randel went to Belgium."
"They didn't they just busted up in my nose after they hammered my poop shoot."
by Slampig89 April 08, 2009
The act of filling a kiddie pool with apple juice and using a hand mixer to combine the apple juice with Belgian cocoa powder turning it into a appley-chocolatey mix. One then uses their sexual prowess (a.k.a. pinecone juggling skills) to lure a woman into it. One would then use their parallel parking skills to get the woman naked and covered in the Manogloka (appley-chocolatey mix). Then he climbs in and enjoys the party.
by jBuck20 March 24, 2010
"So I went into the backroom of this bar and there was a girl, a german shepherd, a towel on the floor and a guy undoing his belt. Then the barmaid handed me a glass of absinthe and that's when I knew I'd been invited to a belgian birthday party."
by Stovaa May 23, 2018