Beardie

Slang for a bearded dragon,which is a lizard commonly found in pet stores that resembles an iguana.

Look at all my beardies! Aren’t they adorable lil lizards!

by Ducky Lifee May 6, 2019

beardscaping

The regular and careful caretaking of one’s beard to bring it as close to perfection as possible.

He has elevated beardscaping to an art form that men across the world are clearly looking to master.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 15, 2019

beardless james marriot

A Tory who spits on the homeless and bullies little children in the street

Beardless James Marriott is a Tory

by Ngbgfgghjf buggies May 27, 2020

beardsen

Jensen Ackles beard

Beardsen is amazing.
The beard has a name - Beardsen.

by Aquarius127 February 15, 2021

Crusty Beard

Sexual act where the woman defecates on the man's mouth, smears the faeces around it creating a "beard" (or smears it on an existing beard) then sprinkles 100's and 1000's on it and licks it off.

Last night Helen gave me a crusty beard! Fuckin hell, that was twisted!

by CrazyGoat826 October 22, 2007

trouser beard

mass pubic hair round the cock,taking on the apperence of a unkempt beard

must get my trouser beard trimmed

by martin70 March 18, 2009

Monkeytail Beard

A style of beard that resembles a monkey's tail wrapped around the face.

It starts from one ear like a chinstrap, and wraps around the chin and mouth, not connecting on the other side.

Hey, nice monkeytail beard. You look like an idiot.

by tomphiltrontastic November 9, 2011