Volkswagen Beetle

1. A derogatory term for the Porsche 911, referring to the style and general look of the car. Jeremy Clarkson hated this car so much the term became a running joke on Top Gear, a BBC car review/talk show he hosted.

The Porsche 911: And here it is, the Volkswagen Beetle in running shoes.

by NigelM June 13, 2021

Gerald The Beetle

The beloved beetle Gerald, risked life and limb for the enjoyment of few. In the end lost his proud little life while crossing the Crevasse of Doom.
Gerald Will be remembered.

R.I.P
Gerald The Beetle, forever dedicated in your remembrance.
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by Ethan Mcguire February 26, 2009

Rocky Mountain Lumberjack Beetle

A beetle that is very elusive and is present during the warm months. If bit by a Rocky Mountain Lumberjack Beetle your testicles will swell to the size of the Rocky Mountains. If you are a girl that is bit you will grow balls the size of the Rocky Mountains. The bite is extremely painful.

If you see a Rocky Mountain Lumberjack Beetle run for your fucking life!

by J4or September 10, 2015

die-of-beeties

when little kids think diabetes means dying of beeties.

why did you die-of-beeties.

by ugtv12341234 March 4, 2019

Council of beetroot

The supposed villain in Pewdiepie’s epic Minecraft anime which is behind the alleged deaths of pewdiepies Minecraft pets.

Felix: kills his pets with TNT

Also Felix: Why would council of beetroot do this!?

by HattyHattington October 17, 2019

Yeet the beet

YEET THE BEET

So iconic
It is similar to POP OFF or GO OFF or just an amazing hype term

I just yeet it around in pretty much any normal conversation

Friend A: I JUST GOT MY TWO FREE TACOS!!!!!

Friend B: YEESSSSS YEET THE BEET

by Yeet.the.beet.og May 31, 2020

Hammering the Beets

Male masturbation. Typically, the more vigorous and rough variety. Not just a causal wank.

I walked in on my roommate sitting on the toilet hammering the beets. I wondered what the smacking was.

My uncle paid me $50 to let him watch me hammering the beets.

I’m so sore from hammering the beets. My balls are swollen. I was on pornhub all day.

by Dick Onchin September 23, 2020