eat the beaver

a pussy licker. see muff diver

man, your mums wants to eat the beaver all the time

by Dom(nathansgay) July 14, 2007

Beaver McKeever

1)A common phrase for someone who cannot be bothered to try and waits for someone else to come along and do something for them.

2)Someone who emphasizes words by elongating them.

Sarah: "I can't do ittttttttttttt"
Maths Teacher: "Don't worry Sarah I'll do it for you"
James:"You're such a Beaver McKeever"
Sarah:"No I'm notttttttttttttttt"

by stokestokestoke October 28, 2008

Salting the Beaver

The act of a man ejaculating onto a woman's vagina.

Salting the Beaver: "Last night Tyler salted Krysta's beaver."

by Beau&Ankle June 12, 2018

The Anti-Beaver

Curtis

Person A "Guys Curtis doesn't get any"
Person B "Thats because he is The Anti-Beaver"

by Skype Meth Head November 3, 2012

Beaver Saddle

Any part of the male body that a female can saddle up and ride on..

The girl used my face as a beaver saddle. The old woman was trying to ride on my beaver saddle.

by Shawn Lavery October 9, 2007

Beaver moon

When a woman is trying to moon you, but is bent over so far and dropped her pants lower then necessary therefore showing part of her pussy.

Drunk Nicole showed us a beaver moon last night. It was quite nice.

by UrRealDad November 4, 2017

beaver cake

The gnarly delicious puss. Usually when referring to cunnilingus.

Last night I slipped into Heidi's bedroom and maowed down on some tasty beaver cake.

by suede1976 December 31, 2006