eat the beaver

a pussy licker. see muff diver

man, your mums wants to eat the beaver all the time

by Dom(nathansgay) June 16, 2007

Beaver McKeever

1)A common phrase for someone who cannot be bothered to try and waits for someone else to come along and do something for them.

2)Someone who emphasizes words by elongating them.

Sarah: "I can't do ittttttttttttt"
Maths Teacher: "Don't worry Sarah I'll do it for you"
James:"You're such a Beaver McKeever"
Sarah:"No I'm notttttttttttttttt"

by stokestokestoke September 14, 2008

Beaver Saddle

Any part of the male body that a female can saddle up and ride on..

The girl used my face as a beaver saddle. The old woman was trying to ride on my beaver saddle.

by Shawn Lavery September 22, 2007

Salting the Beaver

The act of a man ejaculating onto a woman's vagina.

Salting the Beaver: "Last night Tyler salted Krysta's beaver."

by Beau&Ankle June 02, 2018

Beaver moon

When a woman is trying to moon you, but is bent over so far and dropped her pants lower then necessary therefore showing part of her pussy.

Drunk Nicole showed us a beaver moon last night. It was quite nice.

by UrRealDad November 04, 2017

The Anti-Beaver

Curtis

Person A "Guys Curtis doesn't get any"
Person B "Thats because he is The Anti-Beaver"

by Skype Meth Head May 24, 2012

beaver cake

The gnarly delicious puss. Usually when referring to cunnilingus.

Last night I slipped into Heidi's bedroom and maowed down on some tasty beaver cake.

by suede1976 December 26, 2006