a city that smells like ass cheeks i mean you would literally get your ass ate by a crack head they attack your ass
Hey john did you go to that one stinky ass place san bernardino
John: yeah bro i almost got my ass ate i went to that bootleg mall on waterman
John: yeah bro i almost got my ass ate i went to that bootleg mall on waterman
by anonymous December 28, 2020
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by CaptainCanada August 23, 2011
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guy who is too clever and can occasionaly fly. he is asian and pretends not to know you even though he actually does. he likes books .. a lot
me: hey bernardo! wasss up?
bernardo: do i know u?
me: yeh actaully
bernardo: lol i was joking! *flys off*
bernardo: do i know u?
me: yeh actaully
bernardo: lol i was joking! *flys off*
by lexan July 22, 2010
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st. b guy: "so you and the girls from your school take showers together right?"
girl: "uh no..."
st. b guy: "are you kidding me? You guys don't see eachother naked?"
girl: "no! why do you guys?"
st. b guy: "yeah! we compare eachothers 'forests' "
other st b. guy: "yeah we even made a list who has the biggest penis"
girls: wow you saint bernards kids are pretty cool"
girl: "uh no..."
st. b guy: "are you kidding me? You guys don't see eachother naked?"
girl: "no! why do you guys?"
st. b guy: "yeah! we compare eachothers 'forests' "
other st b. guy: "yeah we even made a list who has the biggest penis"
girls: wow you saint bernards kids are pretty cool"
by James Oglethorpe June 11, 2006
Get the saint bernards mug.The act of a woman sucking a mans asshole to give the man sexual pleasure. When the genders are reversed it is referred to as a "Bernardette"
Man - "I got so drunk last night man, I agreed to a girl giving me a bernard"
Man 2 - "That's real fuckin weird man"
Man - "It was actually kinda nice"
Man 2 - "That's real fuckin weird man"
Man - "It was actually kinda nice"
by NotABradOrAnEllis June 16, 2013
Get the Bernard mug.A Golden dog known as a retrieving dog. Also defined as a golden retreiver. Loves to Pant in your face. Loves to shake that thang (tail) all the time. Steals shoes to greet you. Whines when excited.
by ashley and sarah August 23, 2006
Get the bernard mug.A day school in New Jersey for wealthy kids who are smarter than the public school kids. Only for kids who plan to be successful in their future, and only for people who want to work none and earn millions. if you want a manual labor job, check out black river.
Kid 1: Where do you go to school?
Kid 2: Gill St Bernards.
Kid 1: Lucky! I go to Black river, like the rest of my moron friends.
Kid 2: Gill St Bernards.
Kid 1: Lucky! I go to Black river, like the rest of my moron friends.
by The one and only Xtraeneous January 27, 2011
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