crank dat batman

When you are screwing a girl as she lays on her stomach with her face in the pillow, and you nut inside of her and disappear before she turns around.

I brought a girl home from the bar last night and i just had to crank dat batman.

by Shocka1212 February 15, 2008

batman

to go missing without notice

The guy did a batman on me again.

by the_intern June 28, 2008

holy shit balls batman

the act of being so surprised that u scream out "holy shit balls batman"

holy shit balls batman is that your new car

by zack milf December 14, 2011

Batmaning

Finding out as much information on a person without their knowledge using mutual friends or social media.

"I met this really nice girl in class the other day. I think its time to begin Batmaning"

by MikeKeaton August 23, 2012

BATMAN BATMAN

Batman is a cult. We must feed him daily. Feed him nothing but carbs and fast food. If you don't comply with the god himself, you will know NOTHING BUT PAIN AND SUFFERING AND REGRET FOR ALL ETERNITY. Don't make the mistake I made.

Steps for making batman:

😁😁😁😁😁👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
Step one: find a corner in public that many people walk by so batman will get regular sacrifices and fed.
Step two: feed him (He likes the number 6 from McDonald's, a fish fillet. Make sure to add extra cheese and mayo for extra good luck 👍).
Step three: Inform the locals about your batman and force with mental harassment to make one as well.
Step four: Mass-produce batmans until your town knows nothing but mold and old food.
Step five: do it.

Adam: BATMAN
Jaxon: BATMAN BATMAN
Will: SHUT THE FUCK UP

by Josepi Carlito Antonio III February 9, 2022

the third robin for batman

tim drake

did you know that the third robin for batman was tim drake?

by batman/bruce wayne-obvious January 31, 2009

batman forever

"Batman Forever" is not only the title of one of the Batman movies in the early 90's, but is also slang for the sexually transmitted disease, HIV and AIDS. People may rightfully call AIDS and HIV, "BATMAN FOREVER" because the disease is FOREVER! Lets stop killing each other and ourselves. Wrap It Up people!

Make sure you hit up Wal-Mart and get some rubbers before you go to Lia's so you won't catch that Batman Forever.

by BET by way of Amber December 3, 2007