Holdin' Brooms

slang for "cleaning up," or "tidying up"; the act of cleaning up.

"So, what are you planning on doing today?"

"Me and my roommate are planning on holdin' brooms."

by flamingos January 30, 2009

Pound the Ceiling with a Broom Handle

When you use a common household item with a hard wooden handle like a broom to strike the ceiling of an apartment, in order to remind an upstairs neighbor that the noise they are making is loud and can be heard by others.

"They don't respect me, Susan – I had to pound the ceiling with a broom handle more than five times!"

by abolishme January 11, 2016

broomfield

also referred to as broomstick. a boring place, where there are no fields of brooms.

i live in broomfield.

by t-rish January 20, 2009

rectal broomstick extraction procedure

The fine art of getting someone to lighten up a bit. To help change their point of view.

Mr. Smith is so adamant about not letting his daughter Mary date until she is 27 years old, that he needs to have a rectal broomstick extraction procedure performed.

by JackU May 1, 2009

gooch broom

a broom used to clean the gooch under dirty conditions.

tom had a dirty gooch, the gooch broom made it clean agian.

by MATT, TONY AND GREG July 23, 2004

dirty broom

a STD-ridden, hairy penis

Alex has a dirty broom.

by Jackie Sleeper April 23, 2007

badoom tsss

Onomatopoeia used to symbolize the sound that the drummer would make in a stereotypical stand-up comedy routine. Traditionally, after the comedian delivers the punch line.

You know this man is a kind loving man. He's got a real soft spot for young, up-and-coming comedians...it's called his @$$h0Le! Badoom tsss!
(and you have to pantomime playing the drums.)

by Andrew Carling June 21, 2006