To accidentally sit in a seat, wet with SOMETHING, on the CTA. Do it once, and you’ll never do it again.
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So I met this guy, a Catholic boy from Brooklyn. He went down on me so well that I ended up giving him a Jewish baptism.
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Q: Hunny you’ve been hound pounding the dog again so you know where gonna have to do a cleansing.
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