Band Aid

You mean Bitch Sticker?

Man 1: I scraped my leg. I think I need a band aid.
Man 2: Band Aid? you mean bitch sticker?

by LeglizeDeKoosh April 1, 2015

band aid it

to apply a band aid on a cut scratch or scrape

your cut looks pretty bad maybe you should band aid it

by zerordie323 August 5, 2006

Band-aid Break-up

The broads and blokes who perfected this art are notorious for breaking up with you so fast, you don't even know what happened...like the ripping off of a band-aid. This no-nonsense approach stings everytime, but it sure beats dancing around the issue for a few days.

You thought you were going to enjoy a lovely afternoon of sushi and sailing. Wrong. Before you can pull the chopsticks out, you realize your eyes are brimming with tears and then you hear, "Check please."

Your Friend: Hey, why are you back so early? Weren't you supposed to go out for putt-putt golf and a movie?

You: Umm, that's what I thought. Instead, it was a band-aid break-up. Right before the 4th hole, she just spun around and told me she doesn't see a future for us.

Your Friend: Ouch. Wanna do some shots?

by R. Rhys January 2, 2010

Band aid

noun - using a female for the night, after breaking up with your girl, and then throwing her away

I need a band aid to help this little wound I have.

by tomcat3825 April 21, 2011

Band-Aid Smoker

A person that uses Nicotine patches constantly instead of using cigarettes. They may claim they are not addicted to smoking but are addicted to the patches.

Sherlock is totally a band-aid smoker.

by SingleCelledPsyk November 24, 2016

Band-aid bitch

A woman you are dating to help you get over the one you just broke up with.

"Has steve been dating wendy?"
"Yeah but he's still not over carly. Wendy is just his band-aid bitch."

by jimmycakes December 2, 2016

bandaddy

the patron saint of any all-female band, relation or non typically. provides practice space, equipment, and the ability to hear the same songs repeatedly without losing his shit. kind of like the soccer mom to musician daughters. respectful but occasionally a wee bit creepy.

Practice at 6:30 at Bandad's, y'all?

Wow, bandaddy, thanks for all the beer and space and support!

by clairebot9000 May 30, 2018