Balance dim

Usually when you have consumed enough marijuana to the point where you are incapable of standing up straigh, you feel intoxicated.

Agent 16: Yo bro, that hit really messed me up i am unable to walk.

Woodstock: Ya Man, your balance dim.

by Randy N R May 21, 2009

Jaques Balance

Mythical multi billionaire venture capitalist known to allways be in Monaco investing in small and large companies worldwide. Only few have met him, those who have known to converse and do business with him are now also billionaires.

Who is Jaques Balance

by Bosco_bosco1 October 18, 2008

White Balance

The whiteness of somebodys teeth.

Guy 1 "Hey, check out my new veneers"
Guy 2 "Dude, you have some awesome white balance now"

by LorenzoLorenzii October 7, 2011

Balwinder

A person who has the mind power to seduce any girl into having sex with him

Your modern day " pimp"! "Balwinder"

by Michael Mikiis January 9, 2008

Restoring Balance to the Force

v. When one takes a massive dump and all seems to be set right in the world.

Wife: What were you doing in the bathroom? You've been in there for 20 min.

Husband: Restoring balance to the force... What do you think I was doing in there?

by Chris H., Pip R. June 1, 2011

Balwant

Balwant's are super sweet, super cute, and super gay. They're also one of the most likable people you'll every meet. They say the nicest things to you, and are always there when you need them.

"Balwant? Oh yeah. he's the best! You should totally meet him!"

by Willlly D October 10, 2015

balland

Latin word derived from the word Bellend

It means that you are a dick, actually the end of the bell meaning the end of your dick.A derogatory term usually given to a complete twat of a person who is a real both batting faggot.

Ahmed khan is such a Balland!!

go smoke some weed rite now u stupid little bvalland

by ramond May 4, 2004