Often referred to as a act or gesture that one has obtain the maxium standard . A Balunceeè can be horizontal diagonal or semi .
by Town242 February 17, 2019
Get the Balunceeè mug.Poop Balancing is a fine art. It involves trying to balance your poop vertically like a little tower as you take a shit. The balancer is NOT limited to a specific surface. The beatiful thing about poop balancing is that it can be performed both indoor and outdoor at your leisure.
Betty: Eric why are there towers of poop all over the countertops and living room floor!
Eric: I am poop balancing sweetheart....
Eric: I am poop balancing sweetheart....
by iHateWindstream May 9, 2018
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by sangus June 6, 2018
Get the bonce balancing mug.A term originating from the Bay Area. Getting balanced is when you are drinking and smoking aka getting twisted or cross-faded, and you want to have an even balance of being drunk and high at the same time. So you "get balanced" by smoking, or drinking more until you are equally high and drunk.
I love stables because its hella easy to get hella drunk then balanced.
Bro. First get on my level. Then, get balanced. Then come talk to me and we'll see how you feel.
Bro. First get on my level. Then, get balanced. Then come talk to me and we'll see how you feel.
by Bartdog October 23, 2011
Get the get balanced mug.This comes from Fox News, and is supposed to mean "fair and balanced" but usually is used as sarcastically to mean the opposite. This usage has arisen due to the right-wing slant that Fox News has.
by Kookus May 31, 2004
Get the fair and balanced mug.ballance ball-ance n. a word used to identify the symmetry or lack thereof, when describing testicles.
"I have poor ballance, my left hangs lower than my right."
"You have great ballance, they are so even."
"You have great ballance, they are so even."
by Russ Putnam (WiiTodd) December 25, 2008
Get the Ballance mug.A holistic sexual and emotional practice for couples that can last for hours and consists of three phases.
It starts with mutual edging by passionate intercourse or any kind of sexual stimulation. This is followed by a ruined orgasm, where you bring each other just beyond the point of no return and then let go. Reduces the physical tension while keeping arousal high. A little frustrating but suprisingly hot. The last phase is for karezza, a way of passionate slow love making where the goal is not orgasm but increasing bonding and intimacy.
This practice emphasizes the balance between heightened sexual tension, controlled release, and deep emotional connection.
It starts with mutual edging by passionate intercourse or any kind of sexual stimulation. This is followed by a ruined orgasm, where you bring each other just beyond the point of no return and then let go. Reduces the physical tension while keeping arousal high. A little frustrating but suprisingly hot. The last phase is for karezza, a way of passionate slow love making where the goal is not orgasm but increasing bonding and intimacy.
This practice emphasizes the balance between heightened sexual tension, controlled release, and deep emotional connection.
"Ever since Mia and Alex started practicing Balanced Bliss Bonding, they've been walking around like giddy teenagers, high on love hormones and low on sleep!"
"In Balanced Bliss Bonding edging is the teasing appetizer, a ruined orgasm is the surprising main course, and Karezza is the never-ending, sweet dessert. It's about taking the scenic route in the bedroom, where nobody is racing to the finish line."
"I'm telling you Susan, Balanced Bliss Bonding is a game changer for my relationship! Mike and I haven't had regular sex in weeks and just thinking of tonights session gets me dripping wet."
"In Balanced Bliss Bonding edging is the teasing appetizer, a ruined orgasm is the surprising main course, and Karezza is the never-ending, sweet dessert. It's about taking the scenic route in the bedroom, where nobody is racing to the finish line."
"I'm telling you Susan, Balanced Bliss Bonding is a game changer for my relationship! Mike and I haven't had regular sex in weeks and just thinking of tonights session gets me dripping wet."
by Garbage Goober October 28, 2023
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