badge bunny

n. a female (presumably) who enjoys boinking and actively pursuing sexual relationships with cops

syn. "chip"

Becky takes alot of cop schlong. She's a real badge bunny.

by Nite Owl December 28, 2005

YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!

The phrase is used either when one person doesn't want to do what another person tells them to do or someone sets something/someone on fire. Now it is usually adapted to make more sense in a conversation or when giving a girl a Charizard.

Ash: Charizard, use Fire Blast!
Charizard: (burns Ash) YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!

Rapist: It's raping time!
Rapee: (Kicks rapist in the balls) YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO RAPE ME!

by BAHBP73 October 6, 2011

rusty sherifs badge

The soft flesshy area of ones anus, usually refered to when it is not in it's cleanest state.

If he says that one more time I'm gonna put my foot up his "rusty sherifs badge".

by g diddy December 15, 2003

badge buck

1. n. A male who actively pursues carnal relations with law
enforcement personell. See: badge bunny.

2. n. A male who attempts to circumvent prosecution through
sexual means.

1. "Man, he's dated every cop on the department. What a
badge buck."

2. "Isn't there any OTHER way to take care of this,
officerrrr?"

by trtf November 7, 2007

Stealth Badger

The most common critter in the whole world, there have been reports of possible over-population.

It is a badger that is permanently hidden through use of stealth.

It is so good at this that we never know they are there....Interesting

Jon - Dude, was that a stealth badger?

Friend - Was it f*ck, those things don't exist

Jon - They do - www.urbandictionary.com says so....it's 'gotta be true!

<3

by Mack3nzi3 September 15, 2009

Like a Badger

The sentence "like a badger" is used to completely confuse the person you are talking to. It can be used at any part in a conversation.

Man 1: "Im tired"
Man 2: "Yeah LIKE A BADGER you are."

by Steve Amazing January 6, 2008

trapped badger

The sensation of having an uncomfortable turd sat in the departure lounge.

Phaaarp ! Jesus Christ, I feel like my arse has a trapped badger in it.

by Steven and the Twins December 15, 2009