Bladowed

When a guy asks out a girl and she says something to the effect of "Yeah, that would be great, just let me check my schedule." Then she gives the guy the run around for a week or so until she finally decides how to tell you she was never interested in the first place.

"Hey man, remember that girl I told you I had a date with this weekend?"
"Yeah dude, she's cute. Why?"
"Well she text me earlier today and bladowed me."
"That sucks bro."

by TheKMAatCU February 2, 2013

double blade

Filipino slang for a man who is bisexual

The way he walks and talks I am sure he is a double blade.

by Dosvy May 10, 2009

Goats Bladder

90s-00s Merseyside slang, loosely meaning a ridiculous idiot. Calling someone a “goat” or a “pia goat” was a common insult used around certain parts of Merseyside. The addition of the word bladder adds further a layer of ridiculousness.

Whata piaaa goat, absolute goats bladder!

That juggalo Jake is a proper goats bladder!!

by Kurt Gaiger December 10, 2020

switch-blade

n., A knife with a blade that can be deployed by depressing a button, switch, or hidden mechanism. Switch-blade knives
vary in design; some deploy the blade in a linear fashion from the handle ("out the front") while others swing a blade
out in an arc from the side of the knife handle ("side opener").

Switch-blade or "automatic" knives vary
in legality from region to region. Gang
use of such knives in the American 1950s
prompted bans on such knives in several states that remain in force today.

Switch-blade knives are illegal in some
nations, such as Canada.

The term "automatic knife" has replaced
"switch-blade" in some knife collector
circles when describing modern designs.

Also "switchblade".

He drew a switch-blade knife from his pocket, and it snapped open with a report.

by T.D. January 20, 2003

Butt bladder

When you eject liquid poop with such ferocity that it sounds like urination.

Typically not a one time event. This condition will haunt you for many sessions.

Dude I ate that raw meat last night, and was up all night with butt bladder.

by fukengruvenman February 1, 2014

bladensburg

A town in urban Prince georges county Maryland. Considered as one of he baddest area in Maryland. It is heavily influenced by its closeness to DC.
Also has a highschoolbladensburg high school or Blade which is known for is bad reputation around PG county.

Shit is real fucked up in Bladensburg right now.

by nitty November 2, 2006

Full bladder

When you have to pee and can't wait a second more.

Can we hurry? I have a full bladder

by SelEmma March 29, 2012