An upright yet bendable erection (neither rigid nor limp), similar in consistency to that of a Nerf baseball bat, which is functional yet less than ideal.
1: Damn, my daily ‘bate yesterday took twice as long as usual!
2: Why? Couldn’t catch wood?
1: Nope … I was sporting a Nerf bat.
2: Why? Couldn’t catch wood?
1: Nope … I was sporting a Nerf bat.
by DangerZone11 September 14, 2009
Get the Nerf Batmug. A baby bat is a person who has discovered Goth, but is unfamiliar with the scene. They often listen to Goth music, and have distinctive 'Goth' tastes (an interest in the occult, macabre acadaemia, a love for the Victorian/Georgian societies) but haven't yet become acclimatised to being non-mainstream.
Baby bats are distinctive from emos in both personality and dress sense. Though the bats often use heavy make-up, they wear more tartan and netting/tulle than emos and are more stereotypically Goth. It takes a keen eye to distinguish some emos from baby bats, but there is one difference:
Baby bats grow up into Goths. Emos grow out of the fad, and into accountants.
Baby bats are distinctive from emos in both personality and dress sense. Though the bats often use heavy make-up, they wear more tartan and netting/tulle than emos and are more stereotypically Goth. It takes a keen eye to distinguish some emos from baby bats, but there is one difference:
Baby bats grow up into Goths. Emos grow out of the fad, and into accountants.
a) "Check that emo!" "That's not an emo, that's a baby-bat." "How can you tell?" "She's got a Bauhaus patch. No emo listens to Bauhaus."
by BatDyke November 22, 2006
Get the baby-batmug. by assbag hernandez November 2, 2005
Get the nut batmug. by lil kid fucker March 13, 2020
Get the bat-munchermug. A reference term for when you have a booger in your nose that is clearly visibly from the outside.
This context is found in an episode of Sex and The City.
This context is found in an episode of Sex and The City.
by Scott November 2, 2004
Get the bat in the cavemug. “Sorry my love, I really ate the bat bringing up abortion at your family Christmas”
“Jennifer really ate the bat with this accidental reply-all email”
“Jennifer really ate the bat with this accidental reply-all email”
by Grosselisse April 6, 2020
Get the Ate the batmug. A very large penis. Usually referred to when describing the penis as being so massive in size and girth that all it's good for is slapping up against a womans body parts, most often their jugs.
When Jason went on his blind date he had no idea that the woman he was with had a particular fondness for a man with a jug bat. He was pleasantly surprised when the woman requested a little jug slapping.
by mdlaclover May 14, 2010
Get the Jug Batmug.