get basted on

To get yelled at harshly

Man if my dad finds out I got a DUI I'm gonna get basted on.

by Get_basted_on December 18, 2013

Turkey Basting

When a man ejacuates inside of a pregnant woman. More commonly used when the woman is pregnant by a different man

"There goes Patrick, yeah, he's got a thing for turkey basting."

by I.made.dis September 2, 2018

Baste

When an act is not beneficial to your in-group but you want to sarcastically imply that it is.

Hey man did you hear that Trump granted illegal immigrants amnesty?

Yeah fellow pede! That's FUCKING BASTE!

by Mordecai Bergenburg February 23, 2018

Reverse Bingo Basting

A girl in the reverse cowgirl position uses the man's penis (dick) to masterbate via clitoral stimulation (flicking the bean). This act is performed with the lights on to qualify as it teases the man to excitement while getting the mud flaps greased up.

"She spun around on top of me and showed me the hottest reverse bingo basting I've ever seen!"

by Peanut-butter-Pat April 19, 2023

Baste

Basedness; word to describe something with Based quality.

That man is full of baste.

by BoomerTery December 27, 2020

Turky bast

When you inseminate Olivia

Person 1: Did you just Turky bast Olivia?
Person 2: yea, don’t worry I sucked out the stuffing

by MoiistyMan January 25, 2022

Basted

To be excited, contraction of buzzing, often used on its own as an exclamation

I'm so basted to go to the party

See you at 6!
Basted!

by ShaniquaOWoman April 25, 2021