Retarded Animal Babies

A hilarious flash cartoon series, created by David Lovelace. Viewable at Newgrounds. Better than Happy Tree Friends.

"If there's a rusty coat hanger in there...I got an idea for a game."

by Raptor October 21, 2003

Habbo Babies

People (with no lives) that waste their time on Habbo dressing as a baby so Habbo "Moms" can adopt them and waste coins and give furni to the cute babies. Babies want HC Mommies always.

How Habbo Babies Dress Like

-Chubby Face
-Blue or Pink Clothes
-Cute Clothes

Baby: MwAmA cWan you adwopt Mwe? IM CWUTE
HabboMom: No I want an HC baby
Baby: PwEASE!!!
HabboMom: Sorry. No cutie.
Baby: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa WAAA
Me: SHUT UP STUPID BABY
Me: ***beats with metal pole*********
Baby: Mwommy hwe bwienf mean! waaaaaaa waaaaaaa
Kedo: Gives me a ban message
Me: Did i hurt them in real life? no dumb habbo babies

by Butt314 February 3, 2007

Babi Gurlz

Generally,a white girl who pretends to be "gangster". They have a tendancy to have low IQ's, and they make this apparent bi spelin lyk diz ya hur? When they write their name, or quotes that they like they often use these symbol:~`*.They can be found wearing their either bleach blonde, or brown with badly highlighted hair, pulled back extremley tight in a high pony tail, held that way with a bottle of gel and hairspray, when this happens, they also pull out two small sections of hair in the center of the hairline, and style them so that they resemble bug antanae, which fall flat on/or framing the face. They also are seen wearing their hair down with no styling at all. Their eyebrows are commonly over plucked, so that they are almost non-existant. When wearing earings, its the hoochie hoops for these kids.They often wear etnies, or phat farms, along with tight jeans with no back pockets, that are either extremley low riders, or go up to right under the waist. Often these jeans are either really embellished, or with pockets in the front. Their shirts usually have some kind of logo on them. Make-up consists of heavy mascara, eyeliner, and/or eye shadow. Eye shadow tends to be light blue, white, pink ect. Lip gloss is most often a nessecity, followed by cakey foundation. In rare occasions, they can be found wearing shirts that actually say "Babi gurl" on them, usually these shirts are the spray painted ones you can get at your local town fair. Their favorite colors consist of black, pink, and blue. Babi Gurlz listen to rap and rock/metal like theres no tomarrow. On their myspaces you will see alot of surveys! They paint their nails various shades of colors, blue, black, green, red ect. Usually big pot heads, these girls tell everyone everything.Babi Gurlz are often sexually permiscuous, and attract a very dumb breed of boy, which are called the Babi Boi.

I'll be your babi gurl if you'll be my babi boi.

"i ain't gonna hang wit hur. shez mad crazii!"

Catie, we don't have enough stereotypes. Those stupid girls at our school who pretend to be black need a name. Their such babi gurlz.

by Urban Dictionary August 8, 2006

Awkward Turtles Babies Die

After making Awkward Turtle and the lovely Awkward Turtle makes Babies, if the awkward moment continues to persist (and refuses to be broken with verbal acknowledgment), the right Awkward Turtle Baby gets carried off by a seagull (signified by your hand shaking and floating up and to the right) and the left Awkward Turtle Baby drowns in the roaring tide of awkwardness (signified by your hand shaking and falling down and to the left). Thus killing the awkward moment in it's entirety.

Creepy guy at work: Hey girl...

Girl: .....*awkward turtle*

Creepy guy at work: You wanna come to a show with me on saturday?

Girl: ......*awkward turtle makes babies*

Creepy guy at work: ..You can bring your boy. I'll pay.

Girl: ............................*Awkward turtles babies die*

by Stiffeh March 9, 2010

BABILONS

ALI G's word for breasts can be spellt with a double b (babbilons) blokes love em and there aint enough pictures of em on this site

julie u now i love you truuly
girl, can turn me on wit yo big babbilons

by true muther fuking player luv tha muff mac daddy April 22, 2005

tender babies

Babies that are tender; or plump. Taste best either deep fried or baked.
Caution: Over-baking causes loss of fat. Babies may become dry and the source of protein will be lost. So be careful!

Guy 1: Hey man, whats for dinner?
Guy 2: Shake n' bake'n some tender babies!
Guy 1: Sweet man don't over-cook them. I need my protein.

by Mike Davis III October 18, 2005

Making Babies

The act of contributing to overpopulation

Did you know in 2011 there were 42.0852359209% more people born than people who died. This was due to the act of making babies.

by a babies goad May 5, 2017