BABIP 

an advanced baseball statistic (h-hr)/(ab-k-hr+sf) that is used typically by non-athletic caucasian american nerds to attribute the skill of hitting to a random chance. this term is used mostly in conversation by nerds with other nerds to soothe the pain of rooting for a crappy low payroll baseball team that can't get the big hits to win games. when used by a nerd with a non-nerd, it is used in a condescending manner to exemplify their superior knowledge of crappy players and teams who are supposed to be good but aren't because of BABIP.

sabean: "i knew freddy sanchez was going to be clutch and take it to cliff lee in game 1 of the world series and give us the momentum we needed to finally win a world series championship".

beane: "hahaha, you do realize that it was just a fluctuation in BABIP right? oh wait, i forgot, hahaha...you don't know what that is. let me explain...."

BABIP by evenbilljameshatesyou June 1, 2011

make your babies crosseyed 

make your babies crosseyed — one of the cursing powers attributed to groups reputed to have acquired occult knowledge through the use of sympathetic magic.

The key to curses is the concept of duality: in the world of day and night every energy causes its opposite to naturally arise. If you believe in blessings then curses naturally arise and vice versa.

ThIs understanding is also the key to breaking curses through the harmonization of opposites. For example the concepts of day and night are harmonized through a single concept such as “Now” or “Time”. If you let go of blessings; then curses lose their power.

Mess around and find out!!!!

Avoid infuriating anyone reputed to have occult or magical powers; they can put a mojo on your balls and make your babies crosseyed.

make your babies crosseyed by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 14, 2023

spilled my babies 

Once you finally orgasm and let go of your hot load of cum. Typically you spill your babies all over your bitches face and/or breast, chicks dig that shit. Refers to the fact that you are killing thousands of possible babies each time you jack-off or titty-fuck your whore.

The other day, when I was getting head from Taylor, I spilled my babies and she swallowed. But then later she cried about "killing thousands of babies." What a dumb ass.

spilled my babies by porn4lyfe March 4, 2010

Covid Babies 

1. Out of sheer boredom and lack of the ability to socialize in groups, many survivors of regular Covid Season end up procreating with otherwise non-suitable partners. Amorous opportunities are further enhanced by being Covid Doable aka Covid Hot, which is the perception of increased attractiveness due to at least a modicum of desperation, minimum social distancing, and mask-covered faces. These unions, although usually transient and ephemeral, often result in producing offspring known as Covid Babies.

2. Individuals who exhibit the infantile vulnerability associated with Covid Season and its unlimited, non-specific, and often conflicting symptoms. Covid Babies are easily identified by their characteristic puerile whining of Covid Carols.

"Haven't seen you in years! Had no idea that you were even pregnant, much less had a kid."

"Yeah! Me and the ex hooked up during the Covid Season lockdowns a few years ago and ended up having Covid Babies"

OR:

"Melvyn is in there whining Covid Carols!"

"Somebody stop by the drugstore for the Covid Baby and pick up some tampons!"

Covid Babies by Logical Empiricist Stoic October 31, 2023

Babining 

A much cooler way of Tebowing, based off the unique celebration of Jason Babin, DE of the Philadelphia Eagles, after every sack.

After that last sack, Jason Babin did his routine celebration of Babining, hyping up the Eagles fans, even more.

Babining by PhreshPhillies November 10, 2011

Babitha 

Amazing. Just awesome. Good at drama, singing, dancing. Beautiful and sweet girl. Treats others nicely, caring for all her friends. Has no enemies, very social. Brave and stands up for her friends. Just an amazing friend. Just an awesome person. If you ever meet a Babitha, God has finally smiled upon you.

Omg I love Babitha, she's so nice!! I want to be friends with her!

Babitha by Felicity Cara Lynn March 29, 2018

trumpster babies 

Infants abandoned because women will stop having access to birth control via the Affordable Care Act when it's repealed, and won't be able to get an abortion because it will become a felony.

The years following the repeal of Obamacare led to a wave of trumpster babies found abandoned throughout the country.

trumpster babies by SCY1001 January 20, 2017