amlarious

Amazing/hilarious/amazingly hilarious. Combined into an even better word. Credits to ArdTiarna BasicallyBaconSandvich IV VanRumpelrug on youtube.

The number of people who suddenly get why Twilight is a tad-bit creepy once it's gender-swapped is amlarious.

by Zenith_Zelious November 1, 2023

Book Alarm

Similar to the common alarm clock it is designed to wake up the recipient; the main difference being that a book is used (as opposed to a shotgun) by a second person and most commonly with a great deal of force. It is similar to a cock slap except that the relevant genitalia is replaced with a large book.

Christoph was asleep in Geography so I used the old book alarm to get him up.

by 5f17dd871da April 2, 2010

asian alarmclock

its when you throw a math textbook in the air making it crash to the floor and wake someone up

man i missed my math test and the next day my dad asian alarmclocked me butt fucking early in the morning to study

by TextileSmartass November 2, 2014

spicy alarm clock

when you are woken up by a hand job

My Monday morning improved significantly when Susan woke me up with a spicy alarm clock.

by crimlaw September 22, 2016

Azariah

Azariah is a pretty girl that everybody wants , she can't choose between her friends it will hurt her heart. She's short and has style she makes people laugh she's very smart and she is a little freak . She can be a little stubborn at time but always make time for her friend's!

Azariah wanna get something to eat ?

Sure !

by Azariahh May 18, 2018

alarmist

Someone who is always jumping to conclusions or thinking the worst. The person is generally scared of something bad happening to them.

When the economy started dropping all the alarmists in the world starting spending dump loads of money to try and fix it.

by dick_the_3rd April 29, 2009

Azarias

Is a real ass nigga, fuck what that other definition talkin bout , he’s also sweet asf and a very nice person

Man that Azarias fine asf

by Azarias February 12, 2019