avon old farms

all boys prep school made up of hockey players and other athletes. sports come first and academics come in somewhere else much farther down the line, allowing for many of the boys to have quite possibly a negative IQ. All will die of mouth cancer from dipping too much or go to jail for murdering someone after taking too many steroids. usually completely belligerent on the weekends and it takes a kid throwing up on the dean's desk to even get suspended. spend most of their free time either stalking girls on facebook or screwing quad rats and other such skanks from miss porters, ethel walkers, miss halls, westover, etc. students suffer from an affliction known as avon goggles, caused by the overall desperation to see girls. refer to girls as bitties. students usually only go on to good schools because they play mass amounts of sports, but there is the occasional nerd who is actually intelligent and does work.

"i play varsity hockey at avon old farms." -typical aof pickup line.

by i hate having a pseudonym June 30, 2008

Avron

A person having or showing a strong desire and determination to succeed. Very blunt and never afraid to try new things, loyal although engages in numerous casual sexual affairs with women.

Young wild and free spirited

Dang only "Avron" could pull that off
I need a "Avron" in my life

Have a "Avron" mindset

by ASKRN June 17, 2018

avontay

The one to marry his best friend.

Best friend: hey husband

Avontay: hey best friend

by Butt chicken April 13, 2017

Avon Grove High School

A place where we are known as the Red Devils! A place where you can walk into any bathroom and find a juul or a cart this school is known for having the best bathroom kick backs. Also has a principal that bops so many kids just to feed his own nicotine addiction you can also tune into AGTV to find the one and only Frosty Franco doing your weather report.

Person: “Yo you go to Avon Grove High School?”
Me: “Yeah why is there a problem?”
Person: “Nah word on the street is Gary Benasutti owns the most juul in the grove”
Me: “yeah without a doubt I’d even say the state”

by Gary Benasutti January 30, 2019

Avon Old Farms

All boys prep school in CT. Run by the Hockey Players who are looked upon as Gods. Screw the hell out of miss porters n ethel walker girls. Call the skanks "bitties".

Back to back new england championships. All the haters can suck ITTTT. EWS and MPS keep the bitties comin...

by asperando et perseverando April 13, 2005

Avron

Avron is an athletic , short , competitive guy. He is caring , smart , humorous , and very charismatic. He will never let you down and will always be a shoulder to cry on. Avron love his mother and his family more then anything. You are lucky to know an Avron.

Woooooow dude .. did you see Avron at the game last night !!?

by chryssy May 9, 2018

Avonlee

a being that loves hena, green tea, and tea tree oil. Very optimistic and a big animal lover. Usually vegetarian, and almost always caring of other people.

Sally: look at that person eating tofu.
Bob: she must be an Avonlee

by lemonslovelimes June 6, 2009