asswipe

1. Toilet paper
2. Another way of calling someone a bitch

1. "Pass me some asswipe"
2. "Your an asswipe"

by Noob Sherking Master June 20, 2016

Asswipe

The name of a person

My son Asswipe sure is hard to handle.

by Kmconner November 16, 2016

Asswipe

An A**hole of a person.

bruh your a F***ing Asswipe.

by MMMMIIISSSQQQIIIINNNNGGG May 16, 2018

Asswipe

A wiping of the ass

You should take the toilet paper and asswipe before washing your hands

by Peon12369 November 12, 2018

asspiece

A plastic device used for navigating snow and icy terrain with great alacrity. It's kind of like the ghetto equivalent of a sled. Essentially it's a piece of plastic someone's ass goes on. Hence, it's an ass piece.

I broke my sled because I got distracted by a pair of frogs having sex by the lake. Now I am force to buy an asspiece instead due to my limited budget.

With all this ice one could easily slip. For this reason I navigate the hellish polar landscape upon my trusty asspiece.

by Romulus Augustulus January 13, 2019

asswipeout

When wipe your ass up and down someone’s face.

I asswipeout that guy and it’s so hot.

by B4NG February 1, 2019

Asswipe

Something u use to clean your bleached YOut a asswipe

Asswipe

by Jarrer July 8, 2019