Assfort

The making of an fort in an ass.

Yo dawg that emo kid that be playa hating is an Assfort.

Yo yo yo Assfort

Die die die my Assfort

by Indgo Moss June 3, 2005

assbroth

A particularly sloppy fart and/or diarrhoea

Kim needed a shower after a particulaly nasty case of explosive assbroth.

by Natty100 April 9, 2008

assflow

1. The average amount of waste or fartiness ejected out a person's ass.

2. Total rubbish or spewing aggravating verbal nonsense.

1. Dude, Jimmy Joe keeps farting, it smells terrifying. He must have an extraordinary assflow.

2. Okay okay we heard enough about your agitated drunken political views, stop the assflow.

by TrevorS September 16, 2008

assaroni

sticking macaroni in your ass then shooting it out, and feeding it to your pet iguana

i made assaroni at vincents house in his bed naked

by atts214 March 3, 2011

asstroll

asshole ass jerk sleaze troll player idiot lowlife

a troll who is also an ass

someone who hits on women in chat rooms (i.e. trolls around) for the purpose of having indiscriminate cyber sex or phone sex

by sultrybrunette June 12, 2005

Asstronaut

A person who is a coat-tail rider, especially in the case of musicians. Having no real talent of their own, they attatch themselves to the asshairs of the talented much like a dingleberry to attempt to ride their hard work and dedication to the stars. A.K.A. Asstronaut.

"That dude tried to tell me he WROTE that whole album, but I heard the band playing it two years before he joined. Lyin BASTARD. He only joined cause they put that record out in the first place. He probably thinks he's gonna be on mtv or some lame shit like that. haha what a fuckin asstronaut."

by manos5150 January 18, 2007

asstrologist

A fag who enjoys studying sphinkters.

Rock Hudson was an asstrologist.

by t November 3, 2006