ashman

An individual who consumes gravy by the pint whilst oggling ladies and rubbing his thighs in a disturbing matter.

I went to the cafe for Roast beef au jus, but this pretty young thing sat down opposite, next thing I know, Im doing the Ashman

by Noomz May 23, 2007

Ashmi

A drug dealer who you think lives somewhere in your country but actually lives 10 minutes away from your house

I think there is an Ashmi in town

by A Ghost on a wall November 27, 2019

Ashford

A small town in southeastern Alabama. Not known for anything, which is good, if it were to be known for something, that would be sad.....

"Lets go to Ashford"
"Where the hell is that?"

by Louie6889 October 16, 2008

Ashmore

A terribly unintelligent human being.

Me: Man that fag is such an Ashmore.
Joe: Yeah he should just die.
Me: You said it.
Joe: Let's take his money.
Me: He only has food stamps.
Joe: Those are his moms.
Me: Oh. What an Ashmore.

by Jon Coltaine Irenicus January 31, 2008

AshFoot

the greatest thing to happen to me in the whole entire world :)

ashfoot is mai sweetheart

by |3|ackAci|Dz February 11, 2004

Asamoot

A derogatory term for a player on an online game who believes him or herself to be much better than he or she actually is. Derived form Asamoot on World of Warcraft who at level one claimed that he could pwn all the level 60's around him.

Level 7: Hey loser, duel me, I'll pwn your ass!
Level 60: Quit being such an Asamoot!
Level 7: *one-hitted*

by Alex Debord August 4, 2007

asamof

abbreviation of 'as a matter of fact'

he: don't you agree that ... blablabla

she: well, asamof no i don't

by jackastma October 15, 2008