arsed

Cannot or will not make the effort. Does not give a shit.

1. Some contributors can't be arsed with their spelling. see "aresed"
2. "Don't go makin' a half arsed job of it"

by Hoots November 23, 2005

Arse wasps

A small cloud of imaginary insects that viciously attack the anus after consuming a particularly potent curry.

"I had terrible arse wasps this morning"

by TheShadowOfLenin January 12, 2004

arse fedora

Noun

1. A more detailed version of asshat. Generally a person who has a more jerky, pretentious, and/or egotistical quality than an asshat or a butt bowler.

"Wow. He's so past asshat status that he has become a arse fedora."

by Serpentina Solis July 27, 2006

Kit Kat Arse

When you have been sitting down for a prolonged period of time, so the base of one's arse cheeks become flat, so it resembles an upturned Kit kat

"I've been sitting here for seven fucking hours man"
"I bet you have a right Kit Kat arse!"

by Barclay teh Great March 7, 2009

Cake and arse party

British military noun copied from the cockney term for a farce.
Used to describe an operation that has become a disorganised mess.
Synonym for clusterfuck, fuck-up

Things started well but soon turned into a total cake and arse party.

by JackSplash February 13, 2015

fuck my arse

Exclamation of great surprise. Not necessarily homosexual in nature.

Whaddayu mean, Chelsea won?? Fuck my arse!!!

by notapaki September 2, 2003

Arsechuffer

someone that chuffs on an arse.

chuff n.
A rude, insensitive person; a boor.

chuff v.
to move while making a puffing sound, as a steam engine.

arse n.
an informal English term referring to the buttocks.

jesus daven, you are such a arsechuffer!

by Naughty James August 22, 2008