Arlyn

A slightly neurotic, loveable, "small" person who has an obsession with those little potted plant thingys that wave their arms to movement.

Guy: "That Arlyn is a nutcase."
Other guy: "Yeah, she is totes my jam"

by Arlyn'sBFF February 13, 2013

arkansas harmonica

Motor boating an animal with multiple nipples.

Leroy stumbled onto the porch, flipped over Dixie, and gave her an Arkansas Harmonica after his sister wouldn't let him near her boobs.

by Shawnie B June 3, 2016

Arkansas Fannypack

When a male shaves a girl's pubic hair and stuffs the trimmings up her rectum with his penis.

Friend: "Hey Walter is it true what they say about Jenny, that she doesn't shave her pussy?"
Walter: "Not anymore, I gave her the Arkansas Fannypack. She'll be shitting pubes for a week."

by George W BUSH and DICK Cheney March 30, 2009

arknarked

combining 'arked' and 'narked' together;
means realy pissed off at a person or object and is pronouced= ark-nark-d

gosh man im really arknarked

by shox_1517 September 3, 2007

Arkansas Mouthful

The act of a woman sucking a penis with dip of tobacco in her mouth.

I gave Derrick an Arkansas Mouthful.

by razorback1221 February 1, 2010

Arkansas toothpick

A heavy dagger with a blade typically between one and two feet long. Balanced for throwing, it can also be used in hand-to-hand combat.
The may also refer to a Bowie knife, although many blade authorities deem this inaccurate. The two, however, are credited to the same knife smith.

In three deft moves, he drew his knife, slashed his way free, and hurled it into the back of the fleeing thief.

"The Hell was that, man?"
"Oh, just an Arkansas toothpick."

by gogmorgo November 7, 2011

Arkansas

state in the southern US. Best place in the world. Not as much hicks as many may think. More "urban" people are coming, along with intellegent Indians.

Arkansas is cooler...

by seismographitti 00 January 8, 2005