Appropriatest

The most appropriate thing.

Helen: I don't know jack... that's not the appropriatest thing to say to a lady you just met.

by Anigah September 15, 2011

approximation

a kind of true but not true simplification of something. Can be used to insult.

1. The approximation of pi is 3.14
2. The approximation of your mom is fat

by Fasteroid July 25, 2016

Apprenitalia

An apprentice that is a dick

My apprentice is always a dick at work. From now on I'm going to refer to him as my Apprenitalia.

by PHXjimbo July 21, 2019

Approximeter

Calipers (not a precise measuring device)

the eyecrometer won't do, get the approximeter.

by cockford ollie October 25, 2020

Web Apprentice

A Webmaster that thinks he is better at his job than he really is. The Web Apprentice lacks attention to detail, like pricing and uniformity on a company website.

Customer Service Rep 1: "Why is the price of the Swingline stapler $7.95 on the product page and $6.95 on the flyout?"

Customer Service Rep 2: "Looks like the Web Apprentice strikes, again!"

by Customer Disservice Rep October 29, 2009

Blitzkrieg Approach

A step-by-step tactic for men at trying to win the affection of a woman. It's called a blitzkrieg because it forces a guy to accomplish quick goals in short periods of time to accomplish the main goal of "seducing" the woman in a week's time.

Vise was so into Maria that he used the Blitzkrieg Approach on her to avoid making any mistakes such as losing her attraction for him.

by VisexXxEvans March 14, 2010

Low Approach

It's when your getting ready to go down on a woman and the stench is so bad you lift your face up and leave.

Steve: Dude, I had to do a Low Approach on that skank last night, it smelled like a dead cat!

Kyle: Bro, you should have done a Touch and Go first!

by Angry Controller November 10, 2011