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The Almighty

Redundant. Obviously should be shortened to simply THE. THE is awesome and has the best stories. THE is everything every man ever dreamed of being. THE always stops his motorcycle with an Endo! THE loves Tabasco but hates hot stuff. Every chick in the universe loves THE. If you've gone fast, THE has gone faster; with a hot chick. If you've jumped high, THE has jumped higher; while banging some chick in the ass. If you both got 6 packs, THE drank 8; he got 2 more from the chick at the desk, then she blew him. THE should have been in the NFL, but chose a shitty, menial, average-paying service job instead.
Dude1: I saw the hottest chick at the bar.
THE Almighty: I saw her first. I said, "Hey, How you doin'?" And then we had sex.
Dude1: Bullshit. Shop being THE.

THE Almighty: Hey, How you doin'?
Random chick that has no interest in him: ....
by The A Fox July 31, 2012
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almightier

al·might·i·er (ol-'mI-tE-&r)
adj.

1) to regard or refer to oneself as 1337, thereby proclaiming superiority over n00bs.

2) also used as an interjection to mean "keep it real!"
1) don't be frontin like you think you be almightier an' shiet.

2) word, man. almightier!
by APSpecialist June 13, 2005
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alright!

Exclam. Hello. A greeting. No answer is expected to what is inherently a question. Northern dialect has created the phonetic corruption awreet.
"Alright there Bob!"
by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005
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she'll be alright

from the aussie term meaning 'don't worry about it' or 'it'll work out'
"oh my god! i just hit your dads gerbil with a hammer, it appears to have ceased respiratory action."
"ah, she'll be alright, they only cost four quid down pets r us"
by barrold May 29, 2005
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alright...

sarcastic agreeing to a douche, it is cominly used in situations such as...
ferjoe says "martin your such a douche"
martin replys "alright..."
by ferjoe September 26, 2006
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s'alright

Abbreviation of the words "Is it" and "alright" in the form of a question or answer.
Bob: S'alright?
Billy: S'alright.
by einhornchen May 11, 2008
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God Almighty

God Almighty is the creator of every life and things in the whole universe. He is the sovereign in the universe. He loves every person that He gave His only begotten son, Jesus Christ. He is the only one to be praised and to be served.
God Almighty is the king of all kings
by Annyeong June 9, 2021
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