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alternative reality

Where what you think is real, is completely different from what the majority of the population thinks is real. A common syndrome of politicians, (un)reality stars and musicians.
Symptoms:

Thinking that they are great at everything, despite all evidence to the contrary.
Expecting everyone to praise them , often for doing nothing.
Getting angry when people disagree with their version of reality.
Not treatable, even by strong application of actual Facts(as opposed to alternative facts) to the head of the person.
No, a large blunt object does NOT count as Facts.

Not to be confused with some types of mental disorders , which are treatable.
Person 1. trump thinks the media is undercutting his achievements.
person2: only in the alternative reality he lives in.
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Alternativist

(alt-er-nat-iv-ist)

1) Someone who constantly and compulsively uses things that arent generally considered to be "mainstream", or the alternatives to mainstream things, for the sake of being different.

2) Someone who changes standard, generally-accepted colloquialisms into less known versions (i.e. 'Bing it', rather than 'Google it')
Person A: "I'm going to Yahoo Search that..."

Person B: "You utter alternativist.."
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Alternatively Happy

The politacally correct way of saying that a person is gay.
He looks "alternatively happy" in that outfit.
by backinmyday December 24, 2011
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Alternatating

Flapping at different moments, but at a fast pace
The boy was doing alternatating flaps
by Colin the Caterpillar February 7, 2013
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alternative science

Synonym for "complete and utter bollocks". Often used in conjunction with the word "prove" - though it's important to note that the word "prove" is, in such circumstances, used as a synonym for "fabricate lies".
the flat earth society uses alternative science to prove that the "round earth" theory is a conspiracy.
by mrchuckles August 24, 2017
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Alternative hot

A person who is attractive in non-traditional and unconventional ways. A hotness that defies the mainstream ideals and definitions of aesthetic “hotness”.

The people who fit this definition ironically would never use it to define themselves because it is their lack of interest in being “hot” that is a key feature of their hotness.
“That girl is no supermodel, but damn is she rocking the alternative hot.”

You know that guy Jeff, he’s not what you’d call classically hot, but he’s definitely alternative hot.”
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alternvte

Are you going to play the twitter.com/Alternvte tonight?
by Twitch Alt7 October 1, 2021
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