Where what you think is real, is completely different from what the majority of the population thinks is real. A common syndrome of politicians, (un)reality stars and musicians.
Symptoms:
Thinking that they are great at everything, despite all evidence to the contrary.
Expecting everyone to praise them , often for doing nothing.
Getting angry when people disagree with their version of reality.
Not treatable, even by strong application of actual Facts(as opposed to alternative facts) to the head of the person.
No, a large blunt object does NOT count as Facts.
Not to be confused with some types of mental disorders , which are treatable.
Symptoms:
Thinking that they are great at everything, despite all evidence to the contrary.
Expecting everyone to praise them , often for doing nothing.
Getting angry when people disagree with their version of reality.
Not treatable, even by strong application of actual Facts(as opposed to alternative facts) to the head of the person.
No, a large blunt object does NOT count as Facts.
Not to be confused with some types of mental disorders , which are treatable.
Person 1. trump thinks the media is undercutting his achievements.
person2: only in the alternative reality he lives in.
person2: only in the alternative reality he lives in.
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1) Someone who constantly and compulsively uses things that arent generally considered to be "mainstream", or the alternatives to mainstream things, for the sake of being different.
2) Someone who changes standard, generally-accepted colloquialisms into less known versions (i.e. 'Bing it', rather than 'Google it')
1) Someone who constantly and compulsively uses things that arent generally considered to be "mainstream", or the alternatives to mainstream things, for the sake of being different.
2) Someone who changes standard, generally-accepted colloquialisms into less known versions (i.e. 'Bing it', rather than 'Google it')
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Get the Alternatating mug.Synonym for "complete and utter bollocks". Often used in conjunction with the word "prove" - though it's important to note that the word "prove" is, in such circumstances, used as a synonym for "fabricate lies".
the flat earth society uses alternative science to prove that the "round earth" theory is a conspiracy.
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The people who fit this definition ironically would never use it to define themselves because it is their lack of interest in being “hot” that is a key feature of their hotness.
The people who fit this definition ironically would never use it to define themselves because it is their lack of interest in being “hot” that is a key feature of their hotness.
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“You know that guy Jeff, he’s not what you’d call classically hot, but he’s definitely alternative hot.”
“You know that guy Jeff, he’s not what you’d call classically hot, but he’s definitely alternative hot.”
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