The Enlightenment of Alexander

A very kinky LGBT erotic romance novel written by author B Q Hanson that involves plenty of BDSM. It's closely similar to Fifty Shades of Grey except it's about two college roommates who have tons of kinky sex as well as the protagonist copying several major characteristics about the other main character to live like him.

Example 1:

Person 1: I sure wish somebody would love who I am so much that they would like to live like me.

Person 2: Read The Enlightenment of Alexander

Example 2:

Person 1: We should get a little freaky tonight.

Person 2: Do you mean freaky like The Enlightenment of Alexander freaky?

by Fifty Shades of College June 23, 2018

Alex

A fucking idiot, but it's simply part of his charm :)

He's incredibly funny and never fails to make you laugh. He's a complete goofball, which basically makes him a child. He's also very loyal to his friends, family, and significant other. If you know an Alex in your life, hold onto him! You will regret it if you let him go.

Although he's quite a handful at times, he truly makes it worth your while, because he is just simply amazing.

Damion: Yo, do you know Alex?
Mark: Yeah, dude. He's so fucking funny.

by meganBacon June 5, 2018

alex luck

A person who gets really luck when he plays games or gets really lucky with unboxings and other random drops in games.

Background: playing mini golf game. A Friend or a random quickly without thinking just shoots the ball and it ends up being a hole in one

Alex: watch this boys
(Quickly shoots the ball with random power and angle gets hole in 1)
Jaden: wtf that’s fucking Alex luck right there
Jacob: fucking Alex luck boys
Miguel: what the fuck fham he didn’t even need to think. Fucking Alex luck.
Alex: na boys it’s pure skills. Fucking calculated.

by MagicStudioPro September 19, 2017

Alex K.

Alex K. is a hand game of german origin for 2 or more players.

It is very similar to "Rock, Paper, Scissors" but extends it in 2 ways:

1. In addition to rock, paper and scissors there is the "Stone of Honor" (german Ehrenstein) which ultimately wins the round but may only be used once per player per match.

2. The loser gets "Alex K." written on his arm with a permanent marker.

Person A: Hey wanna play Alex K.?

Person B: Sure, you'll get crushed by the stone of honor

by debil3000 October 6, 2019

Alex Seburn

A rather unattractive fellow that will tell you that he wants to destroy that pussy, but actually means he will give you three inches for 27 seconds and then have the audacity to ask if you came

“Hi what’s your name?”

“I’m Alex Seburn”
“Gross”

by D-smoke December 6, 2019

Alex Seburn

A man possessed on his hunt for pink lolli, so hungry for that chow mein he’d fondle Trumps balls for 5 minutes.

Alex Seburn doesn’t discriminate, but if he can choose he chooses fried rice.

by AsianDestroyer2002 December 6, 2019

alex cook

Unlike love bugs, these fuckers will annoy the shit out of you year-round. Notorious at leeching off of friends parents and experts at sleeping all throughout the day. A job??? No need. These crafty bastards will manifest in your homes for as long as up to 20+ years, but could stay a virgin up to three times as long.INCREDIBLE!!. Traveling long ways, in vast numbers, from the great mountains of Canada to the flat lands of Florida, these scraggly shits get through the day on a strict diet of daddy kisses and Arby's. Though, in recents years, biologists are discovering a great population decline in Alex Cooks, due to starvation. Skills include: Depression. WOW!!. Weaknesses include: Airing up bike tires, being a responsible adult, and mating with the opposite sex.

National Geographic - " Alex Cooks has to be the single fucking worst animal we have ever documented. GOD FUCK. The Hitler of the animal kingdom".

by swimbozz69420 October 27, 2019